Our family has two pet snakes. A female Corn Snake and a male Ball Python. The corn snake eats frozen mice, but the python eats live mice, about once every 1-2 weeks.
Since we got him, we have gone to PETCO to purchase our mice. I have a little plastic carrier that I bring in to the store, and they drop the mouse in. I take it home, everything works out fine.
So today I go in to buy a live mouse, and while at the checkstand I get handed a form to fill out. I ask what it is. The cashier says it's a new form I have to fill out before I get my mouse. It's apparently a "new rule from corporate".
The form is called a "Companion Animal Purchase Card", and it includes my name, address, telephone number, email, the sex of the mouse, the clerk's ID number...on and on.
After that, the form says:
"By signing, I commit to being a responsible pet owner by providing a safe and appropriate environment for my companion animal. I have received a PETCO care sheet for my companion animal, and am aware of what it takes to keep my pet happy and healthy."
I look at the guy and I said "You understand I'm going to feed this thing to my snake in about 20 minutes?" He replies "I understand. Store policy." I asked him if I was going to have to fill this form out every time I purchased a mouse, and he said "Yes".
I suppose I can understand cats, and dogs, and rabbits, and maybe guinea pigs....I know some people buy pets and don't know how to take care of them. But seriously...I have to fill out a form every time I buy a feeder mouse? "A safe and appropriate environment?" Does my snake's terrarium count?
I thought this was pretty damned stupid. And of course it's not the cashier's fault, he doesn't set the policy.
Sometimes I can't believe the kinds of things people come up with. A form to buy a mouse.
Since we got him, we have gone to PETCO to purchase our mice. I have a little plastic carrier that I bring in to the store, and they drop the mouse in. I take it home, everything works out fine.
So today I go in to buy a live mouse, and while at the checkstand I get handed a form to fill out. I ask what it is. The cashier says it's a new form I have to fill out before I get my mouse. It's apparently a "new rule from corporate".
The form is called a "Companion Animal Purchase Card", and it includes my name, address, telephone number, email, the sex of the mouse, the clerk's ID number...on and on.
After that, the form says:
"By signing, I commit to being a responsible pet owner by providing a safe and appropriate environment for my companion animal. I have received a PETCO care sheet for my companion animal, and am aware of what it takes to keep my pet happy and healthy."
I look at the guy and I said "You understand I'm going to feed this thing to my snake in about 20 minutes?" He replies "I understand. Store policy." I asked him if I was going to have to fill this form out every time I purchased a mouse, and he said "Yes".
I suppose I can understand cats, and dogs, and rabbits, and maybe guinea pigs....I know some people buy pets and don't know how to take care of them. But seriously...I have to fill out a form every time I buy a feeder mouse? "A safe and appropriate environment?" Does my snake's terrarium count?
I thought this was pretty damned stupid. And of course it's not the cashier's fault, he doesn't set the policy.
Sometimes I can't believe the kinds of things people come up with. A form to buy a mouse.