Explained: the death of Ianto Jones

[Starkers]

It's like a Wikipedia for jokes. It's exactly as funny as you'd imagine jokes that anyone is allowed to edit would be.

 

[HappyDayRiot]

Thanks, I will. One other thing though: guess what all the jokes about the Ninth Doctor on Uncyclopedia are about?

Any moron can pick on one feature of a character and run with it. Does Uncyclopaedia have a Sixth Doctor page? I wonder what possible jokes there are for him

 

[Bones2]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Christopher_Eccleston

I find his northerness (or, um, northernness?) to be his dominating feature, and I'm just pointing out I'm not alone in that in general even if I am here. What do you think the Sixth Doctor jokes would be?

 

[HappyDayRiot]

^ I take it all back, because this had me in tears.

"It was 2005 that had British audiences picked-up by their television sets and given a big, Northern, Eccleston slap across their chip-stuffed faces as Doctor Who returned with Ecclescake as Doctor #9, aka "the reluctant and very Northern Doctor". Controversially, Eccleston left after a single series as the Doctor and handed his phallic sonic screwdriver to skinny Scottish sex beast David Tennant. Eccleston won't explain why, and if you ask him he'll punch you in the face and then nut you for good measure. It's the Northern way, you soft Southern ponce. "

 

[Starkers]

That is actually funny!

 

[Sci]

Northern mannerisms? What prey tell were those?

Whatever best helps USS Bones stereotype and marginalize those of his fellow Britons against whom he is prejudiced at any given moment, obviously.

 

[Bones2]

Northern mannerisms? What prey tell were those?

Whatever best helps USS Bones stereotype and marginalize those of his fellow Britons against whom he is prejudiced at any given moment, obviously.

Give it up.