What do you mean you killed him, cha cha chaa?!
All things RED Dwarf
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One of Craig Fergusons first roles....
British "flapjacks" look more like a Rice Crispy treat.I'm not sure how you would toast a flapjackToasted crumpets are amazing.
Still easier to toast than the American ones (ie: pancakes).
I'm struggling a bit to pick a favourite episode. I love the scene in "Epideme" where Kochanski uses a decoy arm to lure the virus. I love "but the donut diner hats were supposed to be green". The guitar scene in "Psirens" is brilliant.
Justify your existence
I have bought joy to the world because I have such a beautiful ass
That’s it?
You need more?!
Some may say that’s a pretty shallow argument
Some may say I’m a pretty shallow guy. But a shallow guy with a beautiful ass.
Sometimes you astound even me
Thank you
I have bought joy to the world because I have such a beautiful ass
That’s it?
You need more?!
Some may say that’s a pretty shallow argument
Some may say I’m a pretty shallow guy. But a shallow guy with a beautiful ass.
Sometimes you astound even me
Thank you
The most recent series, series 12, aired in 2020, and there are rumblings that the show will return eventually.
DVDs will soon be replaced by video tape, because you can't lose a cassette tape down the back of a sofa, so be careful what you wish for.
The movie "Promised Land" was the 2020 release, after series 12 (2017). It finally showed us one of the groups of cats.
As far as future releases, there's some legal issues between Grant & Naylor now, so that makes it iffy.
Though from series 1 to series 12, this was a nice bookend.
"What about Rimmer's Directive? Which states: Never tangle with anything that has more teeth than the entire Osmond family."
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before or after placing your wedding tackle in the mouth of a hungry lion while flicking it's love spuds with a wet towel?
More accurately, there’s legal issues between Doug Naylor and Grant Naylor, the company via the other owners/directors of the company. Of which Rob Grant is one. It’s not as simple just Naylor v Grant.
Fucking lawyers. 
Is there a real person named Gordon Bennett? Or did they just make that up?
"Gordon Bennett" is an English-language idiomatic phrase used to express surprise, contempt, outrage, disgust, or frustration.
The expression is thought to derive from the controversial reputation of James Gordon Bennett Jr. (1841–1918), son of Scottish-born James Gordon Bennett Sr. founder and publisher of the New York Herald. Bennett was an accomplished polo player, tennis player and yachtsman.
Another one of those mysteries of life I reckon.
Good thing he wasn’t a gynaecologist
Ah. I see.
RD had a whole lot of made-up swear words, I thought "Gordon Bennett" was just another example of that.
"Smeg", however, is quite obviously NOT made up. I think we all know where THAT came from...
RD had a whole lot of made-up swear words, I thought "Gordon Bennett" was just another example of that.
"Smeg", however, is quite obviously NOT made up. I think we all know where THAT came from...
The fridge and kitchen appliance brand
