SMEG makes some nice retro looking refrigerators.
All things RED Dwarf
- Thread starter Toril Toran
- Start date
Krysten: I suggest we run sir.
Lister: What?
Krysten: I suggest we pre-ambulate as fast as possible
Lister:Why?
Krysten: Because of them, sir.
(Points to two extremely large birds)
Lister: What?
Krysten: I suggest we pre-ambulate as fast as possible
Lister:Why?
Krysten: Because of them, sir.
(Points to two extremely large birds)
Lister:”This has never happened before.”
Cat: “Sure it has bud. We’ve drank coffee thousands of times. We are veterans”
-Tikka to Ride
Cat: “Sure it has bud. We’ve drank coffee thousands of times. We are veterans”
-Tikka to Ride
Lister: “Dallas? Wasn’t that where that American king got assassinated?”
Rimmer: “JFK”
Lister: “ No. It was John something. Not Jeff K”
Rimmer “J-F-K. Not Jeff K, you gimboid. Like the airport. I did a paper on it in school.”
Rimmer: “JFK”
Lister: “ No. It was John something. Not Jeff K”
Rimmer “J-F-K. Not Jeff K, you gimboid. Like the airport. I did a paper on it in school.”
Maybe that's where Grant & Naylor got the idea!
They always denied that 'smeg' came from you-know-what, so maybe it was this.....
Your urine should only be green if your Mr Spock.
Season 3 episode 6 i think
Season 3 episode 6 i think
Krysten: “Did you say Einstein? As in Albert Einstein?”
Harmony: “Sure. He is half goofy now. Yelling at people that aren’t there. Walking around the park pushing a pram full of string. He’s got some theory about it, but no one will listen.”
Cat: ”Pram theory??”
-Twentica
Harmony: “Sure. He is half goofy now. Yelling at people that aren’t there. Walking around the park pushing a pram full of string. He’s got some theory about it, but no one will listen.”
Cat: ”Pram theory??”
-Twentica
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Ah, yes. Let’s see. Now, my nipples don’t work
I think everybody’s right. Except me. So just forget I ever spoke, alright.
Haven’t said this in a while, so here goes:
So, what is it?
So, what is it?
Rimmer:”Where am I? What day is it? What’s going on?”
Holly:”It’s Monday and you’re in a corridor, Arnold.”
…
Rimmer: “So I didn’t cause a radiation leak?”
Holly: “No, Arnold. There was no radiation leak. Hold on Arnold, I have to make an announcement.”
(ANNOUNCEMENT)
Holly:”There is a cadmium radiation leak…”
-Skipper??
Holly:”It’s Monday and you’re in a corridor, Arnold.”
…
Rimmer: “So I didn’t cause a radiation leak?”
Holly: “No, Arnold. There was no radiation leak. Hold on Arnold, I have to make an announcement.”
(ANNOUNCEMENT)
Holly:”There is a cadmium radiation leak…”
-Skipper??
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So, I was just at BitChute today and a pop up ad popped up advertising an AI assistant that is called...
SMEGG
SMEGG
It should have been called Holly
“Repeat after me. I do not have a funny-shaped head.”
- Mechanocracy
- Mechanocracy
You mean like this?
Cat: “Why don’t we just put on our rocket pants, and Junior Birdman our way out of here?”
Krysten: “An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two minor drawbacks.
One: we don’t have any rocket pants, and
Two: rocket pants don’t exist outside the comic book Robbie Rocket Pants.”
Cat: “Good point. Well made.”
Cat: “Why don’t we just put on our rocket pants, and Junior Birdman our way out of here?”
Krysten: “An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two minor drawbacks.
One: we don’t have any rocket pants, and
Two: rocket pants don’t exist outside the comic book Robbie Rocket Pants.”
Cat: “Good point. Well made.”
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Lister:”Don’t listen to him. He’s a complete and total nutter. And he’s only got one testicle.”
- Timeslides
- Timeslides
Tubi really needs to stop acting like Netlix and bring back some stuff like Freddy's Nightmares and all of original Red Dwarf.
Red Green and Red Dwarf are the only two reasons that got me back into watching stuff on PBS during the weekends in the mid late 1990s when I was a teenager. that and little bit of the weird British shopping mall comedy
Red Green and Red Dwarf are the only two reasons that got me back into watching stuff on PBS during the weekends in the mid late 1990s when I was a teenager. that and little bit of the weird British shopping mall comedy
I do like Timeslides
KRYTEN: We could go back to Dallas, in November 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout "Duck!"
Then a few years later we find the boys were actually there.
LISTER Well, come with us back to Dallas, November 1963, be a second gunman. The gunman behind the grassy knoll.
