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Worst attempts at accents

Worst American accents by non-Americans:

Sienna Guillory as Jill Valentine in Resident Evil.

Daniel Craig as an American in Tomb Raider.

I disagree. Up until Casino Royale, I had no idea that Daniel Craig was British. I completely bought his American accent.

And while I occasionally found some weird, slightly stilted pronunciations from Jill Valentine, I'd always chalked that up to bad acting, not a bad accent.
 
Most of the attempts at Russian accents I've heard are hilarious. The best one is probably Arnie in Red Heat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWclGpT-CPY
Most of the "Russian" in this movie is badly pronounced and is basically a lousy machine translation from English.

This is what I was going to say (all of them...), and it's even worse when they try to speak Russian, which for some reason, they always, always do...
 
James Doohan's Scots accent.

Though the best of the worst is hearing Connery playing an Egyptian with a Spanish name talking to a Frenchman playing a Scot, yet he sounds Scottish and the Frenchman doesn't.

You've been listening to Craig Ferguson standup comedy, haven't you? He says pretty much the same thing. ;)

Ironically, Ferguson himself would have made a pretty good Scotty (though I can't find fault with Simon Pegg's performance).

As for bad Kevin Costner accents: How about Thirteen Days? That was worse than Robin Hood! :barf:

Another bad accent that springs to mind: Cary Elwes (an Englishman) playing a New Yorker when he was on SVU a few years ago. His accent faded in and out several times during the episode. OTOH, another Englishman - Linus Roache - plays HIS L&O character with an absolutely flawless NY accent (It sounds more authentic than Linus' real voice!). I think the problem for CE was that he was trying the New York accent, whereas I've heard him do a more generic American accent (such as in From the Earth to the Moon where he played astronaut Michael Collins) and it sounded much more believable.

Interesting that Leonard Nimoy was mentioned, though: in one of his very first Trek lines ever, in 'The Cage', he suddenly lurches into a faux-Brit accent for one word ("CAHN'T be the screen, then!") and then never again. :lol:
 
Is Linda Thorsen English or Canadian? I recall an Avengers where Tara was undercover as an American, and she was really hitting the Rs way too hard.
 
Liam Neeson in NEXT OF KIN. A lot of people trying to do American southern or rural accents fail big time.

Gary Oldman in AIR FORCE ONE. Like Liam, Oldman's so great we can enjoy it, but come on.

I saw some of Captain Corelli's Mandolin once...lol.
 
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ETA: I suppose I should articulate a point to my post. Mostly insight into the Kevin Costner thing, but I got reminded because someone mentioned Allan Rickman playing a German. I honestly just thought he was supposed to be a British leader of German terrorists. Some people are allowed to get away with not trying.
 
Well, Rickman's Die Hard character was named Hans Gruber, IIRC. But maybe he was a German who went to school in the UK, learned English there, and picked up the accent.
 
And on Falling Skies, supposedly taking place in Boston, not one character so far has a Boston accent. Maybe nobody even wants to try.

I consider that a blessing. Lived in Massachussetts for years, and that accent, to this day, can be grating. Ditto with the New York accent.

-Jamman
 
I've heard David Boreanaz's Irish accent was pretty bad during some of his flashbacks on Angel. Personally, I don't think it's that bad but what would I know.

It was pretty cringeworthy, to me anyway.

OTOH, another Englishman - Linus Roache - plays HIS L&O character with an absolutely flawless NY accent (It sounds more authentic than Linus' real voice!).

Wait, Linus Roache is English? Wow. He's good.
 
Hands-down, it has to be Dick Van Dyke as Bert in Mary Poppins. As Eddie Izzard put it, "Dick Van Dyke, he went for a Cockney accent. He sounds like he went to Australia to learn it!"
More like “mockney.” Dick Van Dyke is a talented man, but I find it difficult to watch Mary Poppins today because of that ear-grating phony accent.

Did Connery even try to affect a different accent in Marnie? With him, it's practically a running joke how every role he plays, he has a Scottish accent regardless of the character's nationality.
In The Hunt for Red October, Connery played a Russian submarine commander with a Scottish accent!

Then there's Mickey Rooney's incredibly racist cartoon of a Chinese man in Breakfast at Tiffany's. It's beyond offensive; I can't watch his scenes at all.
The character was Japanese, not Chinese. It was deliberately over-the-top and certainly not intended to offend anyone. Remember, this was more than 50 years ago.

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Nicola Bryant was inconsistent when she played American companion Peri on Doctor Who in the 1980s. Mostly, her accent was passable, although they often failed to capture an accurate American vocabulary. (No one from the U.S. calls it "The States.")
Many of us Yanks do, in fact, refer to our country as “the States” when we’re abroad.

Vocabulary is a different matter than accent, but I’ve heard some hilarious clunkers in that area by British actors trying to sound American (and vice versa). In an episode of Fawlty Towers, a stereotypically loud, boorish American businessman says, “I’m gonna bust your ass!” Uh . . . you can bust someone in the face or in the chops or in the kisser, but you don’t bust another person’s ass. You bust your own ass working hard.

And someone should tell hack British screenwriters that Americans don’t use “dear” to mean expensive. And that in the U.S., collective entities like corporations, universities, and organizations take singular verbs, not plural ones.

Matt Frewer's "Australian" accent on Eureka is pretty dire.
The Sundowners (1960) is set in Australia with Australian characters — all played by English, Irish or Scottish actors. The Aussie accents range from passable to awful.
Oh yeah, I just remembered a Mission: Impossible episode, "Chico," in which Leonard Nimoy did one of the worst accents in history. As I described it in my blog review, his character Paris impersonates "a sailor whose accent wanders all over the globe between Australian, Cockney, cowboy, a bit of James Doohan Scottish at one point, and Nimoy’s own normal accent, sometimes within the course of a single sentence."
That reminds me of Barbra Streisand in Hello, Dolly! She ranges from her Yiddish-inflected Fanny Brice in Funny Girl, to a Mae West impersonation, to a quasi-Southern accent — sometimes all in the same scene.
 
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Matt Frewer's "Australian" accent on Eureka is pretty dire.
The Sundowners (1960) is set in Australia with Australian characters — all played by English, Irish or Scottish actors. The Aussie accents range from passable to awful.

which brings up to Meryl Streep's infamous "the dingo's got my baby" from Evil Angels.

Dunno how it was for the rest of the film but if that one scene was a general indication....
 
Hands-down, it has to be Dick Van Dyke as Bert in Mary Poppins. As Eddie Izzard put it, "Dick Van Dyke, he went for a Cockney accent. He sounds like he went to Australia to learn it!"
More like “mockney.” Dick Van Dyke is a talented man, but I find it difficult to watch Mary Poppins today because of that ear-grating phony accent.

Did Connery even try to affect a different accent in Marnie? With him, it's practically a running joke how every role he plays, he has a Scottish accent regardless of the character's nationality.
In The Hunt for Red October, Connery played a Russian submarine commander with a Scottish accent!

The character was Japanese, not Chinese. It was deliberately over-the-top and certainly not intended to offend anyone. Remember, this was more than 50 years ago.

Link


Many of us Yanks do, in fact, refer to our country as “the States” when we’re abroad.

Vocabulary is a different matter than accent, but I’ve heard some hilarious clunkers in that area by British actors trying to sound American (and vice versa). In an episode of Fawlty Towers, a stereotypically loud, boorish American businessman says, “I’m gonna bust your ass!” Uh . . . you can bust someone in the face or in the chops or in the kisser, but you don’t bust another person’s ass. You bust your own ass working hard.

And someone should tell hack British screenwriters that Americans don’t use “dear” to mean expensive. And that in the U.S., collective entities like corporations, universities, and organizations take singular verbs, not plural ones.

Matt Frewer's "Australian" accent on Eureka is pretty dire.
The Sundowners (1960) is set in Australia with Australian characters — all played by English, Irish or Scottish actors. The Aussie accents range from passable to awful.
Oh yeah, I just remembered a Mission: Impossible episode, "Chico," in which Leonard Nimoy did one of the worst accents in history. As I described it in my blog review, his character Paris impersonates "a sailor whose accent wanders all over the globe between Australian, Cockney, cowboy, a bit of James Doohan Scottish at one point, and Nimoy’s own normal accent, sometimes within the course of a single sentence."
That reminds me of Barbra Streisand in Hello, Dolly! She ranges from her Yiddish-inflected Fanny Brice in Funny Girl, to a Mae West impersonation, to a quasi-Southern accent — sometimes all in the same scene.
All great examples, but Hunt for Red October should also include honorary mention to Gates McFadden as Jack's wife. She's supposed to be English and can't give her two lines in character.
 
Then there's Connery in "The Wind and the Lion." He plays a Berber. With a Scots accent. Doesn't even try to hide/change it. Doesn't matter, he was magnificent in it.

Russian accent? Brian Keith did a great job in "Meteor," but then he spoke Russian in real life. I always liked him. I fondly remember "Family Affair" and "The Parent Trap."
 
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