Slightly off-topic but I think
Kaine needs help and encouragement:
I can't eat bread anymore.
I'm getting tested for Ciliac Disease.
No Pasta either. Has to be Gluten Free now.
No Sodas either.
Pringles and Pretzels are out too...
:'(
There are alternatives,
Kaine. Don't despair

Try real potato crisps instead of the Pringles. Just thinly sliced and deep fried potato with salt and paprica. Yummy stuff and no flour in it! (and no artificial aroma, preservation stuff, rising agent and all the other hemical stuff they put into Pringles & Co. Give it a try, you'll see that the real thing is so much tastier!!)
Switch to rice noodles if you're a pasta fan. No glutene either.
Sodas?? I don't get why you can't drink them. They don't contain anything cereal at all.
You could substitute the pretzels with something crispy baked from rice or corn flour. No Gluten in either of them.
Gluten is only in products made from wheat, rye, oats and barley. However, the latter two are so low in Gluten that most people are able to eat them, even if they are Gluten-sensitive.
Just switch to rice, corn, millet, quinoa, amaranth and fagopyrum. They are tasty, totally gluten-free and you can bake and cook with them just as well.
If you like Ethiopian food, you surely have eaten Injera-bread - it's made from millet. Tasty, isn't it? =) And Russian Plini (a sort of thick pancake) are traditionally made of fagopyrum. Quite yummy stuff! A sweet rice soufflee can easily substitute a cake and the Mexican cuisine knows plenty of delicious cookies made from corn flour (my favourites are Molletes).
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Someone mentioned a steak-sandwich or a steak-Hamburger. I've never seen them in the US but in my own country we have both. They are simply a Hamburger or sandwich made with a steak. Not minced but an ordinary slice of fried beef. A quite popular dish at BBQs.