Yes, it's that time of they ear again, where the song "Last Christmas" by Wham! just fucking play over and over and over and over and over and over again on the radio. You turn to a Christmas music channel, wham -- Wham! You walk through a store and wham -- Wham!
In fact, as a user pointed out to me here at TrekBBS last year, there's even a website where you play a game of how long it's been since you heard the song. I lost six or more times on Sunday alone!
https://www.whamageddon.com/
Everybody wants to do a new cover of this annoying song.
Have you heard the original? Take out "Christmas" and replace it anything else "last year", "last month", etc., and is it even really a Christmas song? No. No it is not.
So, clearly it's evil and it needs to be stopped and put on a list with pumpkin spice.
But there has to be a way to prove it's evil. So, I've tried methods to find the proof.
whamageddon in an anagram generator:
* A Goddamn Hew
* Damned Wag Ho
* Goddamn Ah We
* Egad Damn Who
Okay, that didn't work. And "Last Christmas" didn't help either. Time to do math.
Wham! is 9426 (phone keypad numbers/letters). 4+2 = 6. So that's 966. Getting closer.
Ah, the devil is in the details. Wham! thought they were clever, but I turned that "9" upside down and low and behold: 666.
There is incontrovertible proof Wham! and their song is evil.
Join the anti-Wham! movement. We have cookies. Well, I have cookies. And you can't have any of them. But if you bring cookies, I'll waive the membership fee.
In fact, as a user pointed out to me here at TrekBBS last year, there's even a website where you play a game of how long it's been since you heard the song. I lost six or more times on Sunday alone!
https://www.whamageddon.com/
Everybody wants to do a new cover of this annoying song.
Have you heard the original? Take out "Christmas" and replace it anything else "last year", "last month", etc., and is it even really a Christmas song? No. No it is not.
So, clearly it's evil and it needs to be stopped and put on a list with pumpkin spice.
But there has to be a way to prove it's evil. So, I've tried methods to find the proof.
whamageddon in an anagram generator:
* A Goddamn Hew
* Damned Wag Ho
* Goddamn Ah We
* Egad Damn Who
Okay, that didn't work. And "Last Christmas" didn't help either. Time to do math.
Wham! is 9426 (phone keypad numbers/letters). 4+2 = 6. So that's 966. Getting closer.
Ah, the devil is in the details. Wham! thought they were clever, but I turned that "9" upside down and low and behold: 666.
There is incontrovertible proof Wham! and their song is evil.
Join the anti-Wham! movement. We have cookies. Well, I have cookies. And you can't have any of them. But if you bring cookies, I'll waive the membership fee.
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