TOS Caption Contest #82 - Mod's Choice

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I have picked up the woman. Now what?"

 

[T'Bonz]

And with one strategically placed rock, T'Bonz fixed the problem of Ensign Redshirt Outpost4's taunting for once and for all. Jolan TRU sucker!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I can't understand a single word you're saying."

 

[Outpost4]

And with a gift from T'Bonz, I went BOOM!

Touche.

 

[cooleddie74]

"You'll love my new waterbed. I have it rigged to leak at the moment of climax just to make things more confusing."

"Captain, it appears Mister Mallory has to go do Number Two...and we forgot to bring any paper down with us. The local foliage appears to be heavily toxic to human epidermal tissue."

 

[cooleddie74]

MALLORY:"Look, sir...what did I tell you?

Vaal's dropping's are HUGE."

 

[Rat Boy]

Again, no lovin' for McCoy.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I promise this time.

NO zipper mask."

"Mister Mallory and I have finished scanning the immediate area, Captain, and we have come to the conclusion that almost all of this planet's vegetation evolved less than three hundred and fifty years ago in a Hollywood sound stage and is somewhat recycled."

 

[scottydog]

Scotty: "I got the girl AND I got me finger back, too."

Kirk (offscreen): "Then why the long face?"

Scotty: "My hand is stuck in the masturbation-fist position."

 

[Defcon]

Logic dictated that Spock never told those redshirts about his precognitions.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captains don't let Ensigns tread on exploding styrofoam rocks drunk.(TM)

 

[Mallory]

I vote he be banned for that alone. He can join me, as I'm sure I will be dead meat once T'Bonz and Mallory see this thread.

I voted in favor of sparing you since you actually picked a couple of decent clips of my namesake. There were far worse (and more dangerous) clips you could have used.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Promise...no CRYING GAME suprises this time?"

"Scans of the native vegetation show an abundance of annual rainfall, many edible plant shoots and roots and a frequency of the humanoid natives to urinate in the bushes."

 

[idreamedmusic]

To boldly go...

 

[Rat Boy]

I vote he be banned for that alone. He can join me, as I'm sure I will be dead meat once T'Bonz and Mallory see this thread.

I voted in favor of sparing you since you actually picked a couple of decent clips of my namesake. There were far worse (and more dangerous) clips you could have used.

Mallory: "Now that's more like it!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Mallory: Uhura is going to teach me how to dance.

 

[Rat Boy]

Mallory: "Actually, I don't need any saving, Captain. I rather like it here."

 

[Mallory]

Looks like prime avatar material to me!

 

[Defcon]

Who would have thought that Cruise's cameo would be in a remake of "The Apple".

 

[Nerys Myk]

Elvis: Hold on baby, jumping a starship through the Galactic Barrier is child's play for the King!