TOS Caption Contest #82 - Mod's Choice

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Not at all, I like a little cargo in the shuttlebay.

 

[Hambone]

KIRK: That is a phaser in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.

 

[Defcon]

Spock (thinking): It's highly illogical that these unimportant crewmembers still wear their red shirts on a landing party after everything that has happened in the past.

 

[Shatmandu]

NCC-1701, this's a terrific Photoshop. Very nicely done.

Kirk: "I'll be gentle."
Spock: "Don't you dare ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: Not at all, I like a little cargo in the shuttlebay.

Kirk, tossing her up twice: "Been hitting the little colored cubes a bit hard. Papa like ..."

 

[Hambone]

COLT: I really don't understand. You impersonate an Elvis impersonator? Why don't you just impersonate Elvis? You're good, though. Really good!

MITCHELL: Well, thank yuh...thank yuh very much.

 

[Triskelion]

Thank you Mr Cawley, we'll...be in touch. Don't call us, we'll call you.

 

[Outpost4]

Oh, I hope he sees this!

 

[Outpost4]

Yeah, I figured if I humiliate Leonard Nimoy and put him in a skirt I should at least save him some face and leave out the fake boobies.

EDIT: ^ Is that grammatically correct?

With the possible exception of a comma after "skirt", yes, it's grammatically correct. Anatomically, I'm not so sure.

Lt. Elvis:

I ain't nothing but a horn dog...

For the first time in human history, somebody wished they had stepped in dog shit.

 

[Shatmandu]

Shatner, offscreen: "Now, shouldn't it be the Captain doing this? Shouldn't the action hinge on the Captain? I should be stepping on that rock ..."

Elvis: "Aye, aye. Anything you say, Colonel."
Director: "Cut, cut, cut ... It's 'Captain,' son. 'Captain.'"

Kirk: "But I can only love the ship ..."
Noel: "I'll spin my nacelle caps and hold open my shuttle bay door."
Kirk: "Done and done!"

 

[Triskelion]

Outpost4, thanks for the encouragement-and the win! If James saw it he should know I'm a big fan of his!


Shatmandu, thanks! ^ "Colonel",


Although I'm new to this forum, it means a lot to me to get positive feedback from two very cool members!

 

[Triskelion]

I know I was supposed to bring the snacks, Captain. But - I'm really sorry.
I just didn't have time to boil a hundred eggs, and frankly I don't know where
you expected me to get them.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I thought we already dug a latrine hole."
Mallory: "Uh, well, y'see, Mr. Spock used it, and now, uh, the smell, sir, it, uh ..."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

I know I was supposed to bring the snacks, Captain. But - I'm really sorry.
I just didn't have time to boil a hundred eggs, and frankly I don't know where
you expected me to get them.

Kirk: That's alright, Mr. Mallory, just run back to the shuttle and pick up the drinks. Oh, and watch your step.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Who's a good corpse? Who's good corpse?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Me nephew may be dead, but I get the girl!"

 

[Michael]

^ KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

I'm working on this very same idea right now! Yeah, I have to admit, it's no giant leap.

 

[Michael]

Scotty, wiping blood from his forehead: "I had no idea she was a virgin!"

 

[Triskelion]

^ Somebody stop this guy!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Now, if you'll excuse us, Ensign."

Mallory: "But sir, I'm a lieutenant."

Kirk: "Ensign, Lieutenant, whatever. You won't live long enough to make commander with that attitude."

Other than Priscilla, the only woman on Earth who didn't faint once she was touched by Elvis.

Mallory: "Hmmm, I smell cow shit..."

McCoy: "Yeah, forgot about telling them about that explosive Georgian cow shit."

* Credit to Outpost4 for the final picture *