TOS Caption Contest #82 - Mod's Choice

[Outpost4]

It was a memorable week in Captionland with Carl Spock's birthday. If the TOS caption contest had a Hall of Fame, certainly its first inductees would involve Carl. So let's start off this week with three winners: Shatmandu, for giving Carl his name, Nerys Myk for creating his image and Rat Boy for extending the legend. Thank you, guys, for making this contest so much fun.

Now back to business. This week we have a new winner and two others for whom this is only their second win. Congratulations go to Triskelion and Diesel Micky Dolenz for their captions in the regular contest, and NCC-1701's remarkable photoshopping skills took us all down Alice's rabbit hole, only to find The Cutest of Borg and Monty Python.

Spock: I fail to see the point of this...musical chairs. Are you sure you read the historical record accurately, Doctor?

.oO I'm... too sexy for my shirt... too sexy for my shirt... Oo.

Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

This next week is a celebration of our great mods, T'Bonz and Mallory. They've put up with our antics and deserve a big round of thanks.


Everybody knows T'Bonz idolizes Helen Noel, so our first picture is of the lovely doctor and her heroic captain. And Mallory gave his life for us Trekkies, in a totally meaningless way, as did all the red shirts in The Apple. Before he died, though, he had a conversation with Kirk and Spock.

Because our mods are so special, we also have two bonus pictures this week just for them. If there is someone T'Bonz admires more than Helen Noel, it's Elvis. She can't get enough Elvis. So I'd like to enter a photoshop I saved years ago to honor the King. Old guys like Mallory and me like rock. For me, that means the Grateful Dead and Wilco. For Mallory, that literally means rocks. Here is his favorite one.

Caption away. Keep it PG-13, which means all stiffies must stay inside pants.



TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (11x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
Diesel Micky Dolenz (5x)

Plus one this time for a total of 6!
DrBob (6x)
DS9Sega (3x)
EliyahuQeoni (2x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (15x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
KJM
Mallory
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (5x)
NCC-1701

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
Nerys Myk (12x)

Plus one this time for a total of 13!
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (18x)

Plus one this time for a total of 19!
Redfern
SciFi75 (2x)
scottydog (13x)
Shatmandu (7x)

Plus one this time for a total of 8!
Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (6x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg

First Time Winner!
The Laughing Vulcan (9x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (8x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Spock prefers the fireman's carry.

Mallory: Can I go hide in the bushes, Captain?
Spock: Lieutenant, I'd recommend you avoid the area previously occupied by the doctor and me.

 

[Michael]

Thanks for the win, Outpost4!

Helen: Is that your phaser or a stiffy?

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Kirk:I'll have to admit, Spock, I had doubts at first that Bones could pull off a sex change operation..."

 

[Outpost4]

Mallory: Why is the sky red on this planet, captain?
Spock: You'll find out. <snicker>

 

[Michael]

Kirk: Finally ...

 

[Outpost4]

Geez, that's so wrong.

 

[cultcross]

Kirk: Finally ...

I give it 3 hours before that becomes Carl in his arms

 

[Michael]

Kirk: Finally ...

I give it 3 hours before that becomes Carl in his arms

Now THAT would be wrong! We can't do that to Carl. What about his street cred?

 

[Michael]

Shatner: Now waitaminute, we met at a Christmas party ... and your name ... is Noel? Boy, the writers on this show suck.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Who me, cop a feel for no reason at all? Helen! I need to save you from dust on the floor.

 

[Outpost4]

Mallory: I am being followed by an alien in a hooded robe with a sickle.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Mallory: So... I walk ahead of everyone else?

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Geez, that's so wrong.

But so nicely photoshopped in

 

[Michael]

Geez, that's so wrong.

But so nicely photoshopped in

Thank you.

 

[Outpost4]

Geez, that's so wrong.

But so nicely photoshopped in

Including making Helen flat chested.

I vote he be banned for that alone. He can join me, as I'm sure I will be dead meat once T'Bonz and Mallory see this thread.

 

[Michael]

Geez, that's so wrong.

But so nicely photoshopped in

Including making Helen flat chested.

Yeah, I figured if I humiliate Leonard Nimoy and put him in a skirt I should at least save him some face and leave out the fake boobies.

EDIT: ^ Is that grammatically correct?

 

[Shatmandu]

Thanks much for the win. I'm still recovering from Carl's birthday party (does anyone know how to get a giant tranvestite Puerto Rican hooker to move out of a heated garage?).

Kirk, thinking: "Best. Bowling. Tournament. Prize. EVER!"

Spock, thinking: "Should I scan the ground for dangers? Nah, fuck it ..."

Elvis: "Help me up, Honey: I don't want to die sitting down ..."

Exploding Rock: "At least I'm not shaped like a big dong, you know?"

 

[Triskelion]

^ NCC-1701, I didn't expect permanent damage from reading this forum. Now...YOU CAN'T UNSEE WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Look, no hands!"

Kirk: "Yes, Mallory, if anything attacks, explodes, falls, bursts into flames, sprays you with poison, stabs, electrocutes, or just says something mean, you'll be safe behind the fern, don't worry"

Colt: "Those sideburns aren't Starfleet regulation compliant"

No one said anything about Horta turds at the Academy.