TOS Caption Contest #70 - Bridge Mix

[Outpost4]

Rand: Captain, we need to get Charlie back here immediately. I've now got what you've got down there.

 

[Vassa]

Spock:Captain, do you hear that?
Kirk: Yeah, something buzzing... Rand can you hear it?
Rand: hmm,... What? Buzzing? Nope!

Kirk: Spock, I think we were wrong about where that noise was coming from!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Plot a course for the system primary. Get us as close to the photosphere as possible. Divert emergency power to the shields..."


"... note to personnel, vampire navigators are unsuitable for Starfleet service."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Well, I guess this explains why you haven't been able to do shit all week."

Kirk: "Fuses? This is the goddamn 23rd Century and we're still using fuses? It's a wonder the whole damn ship doesn't incinerate."

 

[BriGuy]

Rand was finally ready with a comeback for the next time Kirk tried to ask for a little pussy.

 

[M'Sharak]

The Giggling Elf said:

Kirk: "Plot a course for the system primary. Get us as close to the photosphere as possible. Divert emergency power to the shields..."


"... note to personnel, vampire navigators are unsuitable for Starfleet service."

Looks like somebody forgot their Ray Bans.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Quick, Kelso, apply Emergency Sunblock SPF 1000 or we're all toast!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Rand stunned Kirk with an STD even he'd never heard of.

Romulans never dip their headlights.

 

[USS Mariner]

The Squire of Gothos said:

Romulans never dip their headlights.

:thumbsup:

 

[UnknownSample]

Sulu, offscreen: "I don't understand, sir. I can lower the temperature, of course, but I have no control for 'high-beams' on my console."

Kirk: "For cryin' out loud, people, put the cover down when you use the photocopier!" --or--

Alien voice: "Do not be alarmed! Our entire planet has modelled its culture upon your ancient K-Mart, and you've arrived just in time for the blue light special!" --or--

Kirk: "A chance like this may never come again, gentlemen! Everyone, make your best shadow puppets on the turbo-lift door! Hurry!"

 

[Outpost4]

No one foresaw that peace in the galaxy would ultimately be threatened when HD-DVD lost out to Blu-ray.

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Kelso, you were supposed to be watching the microwave. Now we'll smell burnt popcorn for a week. Everyone get a fan!"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Damn it, it's a viewscreen, not a window!

 

[Outpost4]

Rand: Captain, as this is the third morning in a row I've felt sick, I think Charlie left me a present.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Who's plugged their hair dryer into the bridge's circuit? Shit, I'm getting tired of this."

 

[Outpost4]

Everyone hated docking with Starbase 17 while their Christmas display was up.

 

[M'Sharak]

The crew always got a bit carried away when the Walkürenritt was
played on the bridge audio system. It never seemed to get old.

 

[Outpost4]

M´Sharak said:

The crew always got a bit carried away when the Walkürenritt was
played on the bridge audio system. It never seemed to get old.

Although it was the real cannons at the end of the 1812 Overture that took out Mitchell.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Dammit, Spock, I told you to put the New Year's fireworks on the outside of the ship!"

 

[Plum]

Kirk: "STINKBOMB!!!"