TOS Caption Contest #70 - Bridge Mix

[Outpost4]

Somebody should have told the band - No Pyrotechnics!

 

[Outpost4]

Rand: Captain, do you know no man has ever made me orgasm?

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Captain! A Officer in a Red shirt was just killed!
Kirk: Don't worry, I'm sure that will never happen again.

When she found out that she was about to be let go from Star Trek, Grace Lee Whitney made one last attempt to get Shatner to help her keep her job.

 

[T'Bonz]

Sorry Rand, the toga party on the Bridge is TOMORROW at 2000 hours.

 

[BriGuy]

Kirk's reputation as the galaxy's ultimate lady's man was shot to hell when he got caught staring at Rand's eyes and not her tits.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Let's do the Time Warp again!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Alright. My wins go to eleven! Thanks.

The Rave got out of control when DJ KelSoul's turntable exploded. Kirk was so gone he didn't notice.

Kirk: "My yeoman has breasts Mr. Spock. You can stare at them but I cannot!!!! (wait did I say that outloud?}"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kirk: Chloe, I need that ship's schematics downloaded to my PDA right now.
Rand: I'm on it.
Spock: Who the hell is Adam Kaufman?

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Wha- What is it Spock? Why do you keep poking my shoulders?"

 

[SciFi75]

Spock's irritable bowel syndrome is discovered by the crew.

 

[SciFi75]

Rand: I feel...so used.

Spock: At least he left you money on the nightstand.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Oh get a hold of yourself, Yeoman. We haven't even left spacedock yet and you look like you're about to pitch your lunch all over the deck."

 

[M'Sharak]

I mean, sure, that "rolling the eyes back" thing was
a bit much, but God, I miss the little creep!

Yeoman Smith: Wow, too bad, Gary -- you shouldn't have eaten the clams!

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Rand: "Captain, I'm pregnant. And you're the only man I've been with."

Kirk: "Mr. Spock, prepare transfer papers."

 

[Colonel Green]

Spock: Negative Captain, it is NOT cold in here.

 

[Anubis]

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[Outpost4]

quoted

Anubis said:

*Kirk's Thoughts* Keep looking at her face, keep looking at her face...

I have Liberace on main viewer!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Where there's smoke there's ......

Kirk: "CAAAAAARL!!!!!!!!"

 

[Wingsley]

DrunkenSanta said:

SPOCK:
Yeoman, please! Passing gas next to a commissioned officer while on duty is strictly prohibited!

KIRK:
Made the mistake of trying McCoy's "Red Alert Chili" last night, Rand?

RAND:
No, Rodriguez talked me into trying the refried beans. Aw, gawd...

AHEAD OF HIS TIME:
Gene Roddenberry tried to invent disco ten years too early. Boy did this one go over like a lead baloon.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: My pizza!