TOS Caption Contest #70 - Bridge Mix

[Outpost4]

I need to change out the caption contest, a job I put off all yesterday. Now's the time. I'll do it for Randolph Scott.

There were some inspired captions last week. The pick was tough. Here are the two best in my book:

Nerys Myk said:

McCoy: The lyric is "Excuse me while I kiss the sky". Not "Kiss this guy!"

DS9Sega said:

At long last, Scotty located the Plot Device™.

Congratulations, DS9Sega on his second win and Nerys Myk for turning it up to leh-wun.



This week's contest focuses on strange behavior on the bridge. These are also our first two caps from TrekCore's exclusive hosting of TOS-R high definition screen caps. Thank you, folks at TrekCore, for all of your hard work.

TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (10x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
DrBob (5x)
DS9Sega

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (9x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Kahloke
KJM
Mallory
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (4x)
NathanielM (2x)
Nerys Myk (10x)

Plus one this time for a total of 11!
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (16x)
Redfern
SciFi75 (2x)
scottydog (11x)
Shatmandu (4x)
Sir Rhosis
SpiderMonkeeDolenz
T'Bonz (5x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Laughing Vulcan (8x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (4x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness
Tim M (3x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (2x)

 

[Outpost4]

Rand: I shouldn't have eaten the clams.

Roddenberry regretted making Marlboro the exclusive sponsor for Star Trek.

 

[Gertch]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #69 - Bridge Mix

Congrats to the winners - those were great!

It was when Kirk gazed at a woman above the neck that Spock realized it really wasn't the Captain.

Kelso: "Captain, when the heck are they going to outlaw smoking in the workplace?"

 

[Outpost4]

Rand: The doctor said the rabbit died.

New Year's Eve parties were soon banned on the bridge.

 

[Woulfe]

Shatner : What are we looking at ?

Nimoy : Not a clue.

Grace : GENE !?!?

When Gene said he'd flash the crew, they thought he ment something else.....

 

[Outpost4]

Rand's third breast was as pert as the other two.

 

[Outpost4]

Yeoman Smith: Here....
Mitchell: * cough...cough...cough *

 

[Outpost4]

With apologies to Woulfe:

Shatner : What are we looking at ?

Nimoy : I'm staring at her breasts.

Grace : GENE !?!?

 

[Classic Fan]

The bridge rejoiced when Chekov MK:1 finally disapeared in a puff of smoke.

Jim watched on in amazement as Spock administered the patented Vulcan hands-free mental orgasm.

 

[A beaker full of death]

Suddenly, Ilia had a very bad feeling...

 

[cultcross]

Shatner: 'Is she wearing my hair?'

 

[Outpost4]

Very cool, beaker!

Roddenberry replaced the lighting director before shooting for the series began.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kelso: "Shit! They just vapourised our last redshirt!"

Kirk: "Damn! It could be any one of us next. Full reverse. Get us out of here."

Rand: "Do you want honey in your coffee Captain?"
Kirk: "What's that humming sound?"
Spock: "Fascinating, a literal beehive!"

 

[Gertch]

Beautiful job on the animation A beaker full of death. :thumbsup:

Kelso: "Wow, Sulu up in flames. I never saw that coming."

Kirk (thinking): "She looks sad. She must want me."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Ah, screw it. Next time I take this damn Kobayashi Maru test, I'm cheating."

Kirk (thinking): For the love of God, don't puke on my shoes.

 

[A beaker full of death]

Naughty Boy said:

Kirk: "Ah, screw it. Next time I take this damn Kobayashi Maru test, I'm cheating."

 

[USS Mariner]

Kirk: "Don't tell me you actually ate those cubes!"

Kirk: "Ahhh, soon I'll be as tan as Khan. And all it cost was Gary's face."

 

[Nathan_Heller]

Neither Kirk nor Spock liked the new duty uniforms.

Alas, no one informed Chekov of the newly installed ejector seat feature on the bridge chairs.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "I got here as soon as I heard the red alert, Captain!"

Kirk: "Uh...for future reference, take your time. Please."

 

[Maurice]

Gary paid dearly when he turned the main viewer up to "eleven".