TOS Caption Contest #148: Costume Party!

[Yeoman Randi]

THANKS FOR THE WIN JOE! You've made my day!! Let us know how your son is doing~

Kirk softly: "Yeah, so Sulu asks me to put these ears and fake brows on and starts shimmying up to me, like, you know, like he might be, you know......He's standing behind me now, isn't he?

Uhura & Chekov nod

Kirk softly: "Oh crap."
Louder: "Not that there's anything wrong with it."

 

[Shatmandu]

Folks,

The boy did well. It only took about ten minutes, and he's feeling fine now. Back to normal, really: before nap time, he dumped a glass of apple juice on the dog.

Kirk: "You can put a pillow under their butt. That helps."
Spock: "Captain, please ..."
Spock: "Just make sure it isn't your pillow. If you have a First Officer, use his."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Any man, who licks a dog, is not fit for command..."
Kirk: "Tasted of apple juice."
McCoy: "See. A perfectly reasonable explanation."
Scott: "Aye, perfectly logical."

 

[UssGlenn]

Thanks for the win!

Kid:"Why does the tall man have a furry hat?"

 

[Rat Boy]

We know where this one is going, so I'll get it started...

Kirk: "Ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "Y'see, kid, where we come from this is considered the proper way to polish our bumpers."

Spock: "Indeed. And it is far less painful than when the shift knob needs cleaning."

 

[milo bloom]

Spirk: "Transporter accident. You should've seen what it did to Nurse Chapel and Dr. Noel."

"She still looks like Chapel, but she's got dark hair and thinks she's the first officer..."

Folks,

The boy did well. It only took about ten minutes, and he's feeling fine now. Back to normal, really: before nap time, he dumped a glass of apple juice on the dog.

Great to hear, we've managed to avoid anything major with our almost 2.5 year old so far. He's got a blocked tear duct, but we didn't want them to do the roto-rooter bit on such a little one . He's almost to the point where it's about to heal on it's own.

And yeah, it's not a party until one of the pets is wearing someone's lunch.

 

[Shatmandu]

And yeah, it's not a party until one of the pets is wearing someone's lunch.

Very true. The boy genuinely likes the dogs: when they're not in sight, he says "Where goggies at? Where goggies go?" while holding his palms up and shrugging.

But he also torments them: he sits on them, dumps liquids on them (which he picked up after watching me give them a bath), and he chases them off the couch with his Star Trek 2009 phaser set to Kill.

Keeps them active, though.

Spirk: "Sexual harassment is logical."

 

[26138]

We know where this one is going, so I'll get it started...

Kirk: "Ever seen a grown man naked?"

Kirk: Do you like movies about gladiators?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

We know where this one is going, so I'll get it started...

Kirk: "Ever seen a grown man naked?"

Kirk: Do you like movies about gladiators?

Kirk: "Did you ever hang around a gymnasium?"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Very true. The boy genuinely likes the dogs: when they're not in sight, he says "Where goggies at? Where goggies go?" while holding his palms up and shrugging.

But he also torments them: he sits on them, dumps liquids on them (which he picked up after watching me give them a bath), and he chases them off the couch with his Star Trek 2009 phaser set to Kill.

Keeps them active, though.

"set to kill"
Good news about your son Joe! Glad to hear it.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Shatner: "That's right, Leonard and I are switching roles for this episode. Ole Fred did a pretty good job with the make-up, doncha think? And right now, as we speak, he's outfitting Leonard with a pair of prosthetic ass cheeks."

Kirk: "That's right, kid. He's got two of 'em!"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Usually Spock's technical reports only SEEMED like they took forty years to listen to......

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Mirror Spock: "Hold still doctor while i pop your bug-eyes back in for you... I'd have that checked if i were you when you get back to your universe"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Well, either drain my brain or give me a kiss, make up your mind."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "I have melded with many humans over the years, Doctor. And I have to say that of all the sick, perverted, psycho-sexual fantasies and desires I've found hidden deep within those minds, yours are by far the lamest. Orion women in missionary position? What the hell is wrong with you, man!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA (thinking) :All of a sudden I want to sleep with him.

 

[Mistral]

Very true. The boy genuinely likes the dogs: when they're not in sight, he says "Where goggies at? Where goggies go?" while holding his palms up and shrugging.

But he also torments them: he sits on them, dumps liquids on them (which he picked up after watching me give them a bath), and he chases them off the couch with his Star Trek 2009 phaser set to Kill.

Keeps them active, though.

"set to kill"
Good news about your son Joe! Glad to hear it.

My boy had same procedure last year. His speech began clearing up and becoming more accurate within a week. As long as you work with him on pronunciation he'll be tormenting "doggies" instead of "goggies" in no time.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Yeah, they'll be boarding the ship in about ten minutes, killing anyone who looks human.

 

[Mistral]

As Nichols and Takei watched in horror, a fat tendril of Ego burst from the back of Shatner's swollen, misshapen head.