Today I am going to ask out a stripper!

[TheGodBen]

And we're not talking about a night at Tavern on the Green with a private jet to Vegas to the Penthouse at Caesar's Palace...he can't swing McDonalds and a movie. That's 30 bucks.

Whoa now, lets not get fancy here! McDonalds is far too expensive, the most she can expect is that he might sneak some apples and home-made candy into the theatre. However, most women love that kind of thing because it suggests the guy is saving his money for a future house/wedding. Women hate it if you waste your money on meals in expensive restaurants or gifts for them, because that indicates that you're not planning for your future.

 

[Lindley]

Taking a girl to the movies doesn't really mean much. I've done that a bunch of times. Never ended up in bed afterwords, nor expected to.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Hey, about the gambling, you guys are selling Jayson short here. Personally, I've always found cultivating an image as a guy who's easily parted from his money to be an excellent way of holding a stripper's attention.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

If he's losing it to the casino, though, she's not going to be very impressed. She'd want him to win so he can then spend the winnings on her.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Yea, more strippers in church! Maybe I wouldn't have become an athiest.

I don't know what it is, but just about every stripper in my area has a Myspace page with a Bible passage as a quote.

 

[Ward Fowler]

However, most women love that kind of thing because it suggests the guy is saving his money for a future house/wedding. Women hate it if you waste your money on meals in expensive restaurants or gifts for them, because that indicates that you're not planning for your future.

Perhaps you know different "most women" than I do.

 

[Kommander]

She had to work

Hmm... This could be an issue. If she said something along the lines of "Sorry, I have to work. Hey, why don't you come down to the club instead? We can spend time together there." She's probably not really interested in you. if she didn't try to get you to come to the club anything is possible.

Even if it doesn't work out with this particular girl, don't give up on your dream of dating strippers! You seem like the kind of guy a stripper would go for.

At work, strippers have to deal with a lot of really creepy guys, usually creepy old guys. You're fairly young, I'm guessing kind of shy, and you seem like a genuinely nice guy. A lot of strippers go for that. It's a nice change of pace from the sort of men they usually deal with.

 

[Danoz]

 

[Garak]

Pretty much.

In any event, between the "asking my mom for money" and the "I gotta take my meds before" I have to say this will end well.

Make sure she doesn't steal anything from you. My roomate in Vegas pulled a stripper from the Spearmint Rhino, brought her back to our room and the next morning when I came back I was missing $120 in chips.

 

[siskokid888]

Yea, more strippers in church! Maybe I wouldn't have become an athiest.

I don't know what it is, but just about every stripper in my area has a Myspace page with a Bible passage as a quote.

Only book in the hotel room

 

[Mallory]

Don't let this wait too long Jayson. Try and get another time/day established right away.

 

[Squiggy]

Make it a Wednesday because I think McDonalds runs a special on cheap hamburgers.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Yeah, you all laugh, but I'm telling you, Jayson, if at any point in the relationship she shows up with free Curly Fries, she's a keeper!

 

[tharpdevenport]

She had to work so we will proably go later, asuming I can borrow some money from my mom. I did have some money recently but I just lost it all at the local Indian Casino. My dad was down yesterday and he gave me some money because he knows I don't make much in my job and he does really well with his business but now it's all gone. I sometimes hate being poor,dumb and unlucky.


Jason

You make little, but I bet even if you made double what you make now, her earnings at the strip club would still be four times or more what you make per month. She can afford to take YOU out.

When you try for that date again, here's what you need to do: ask her when is a good day (and alternate days if unsure). Got to find out if she is stringing you along.


You want to stop being poor and unlucky? Dump the stripper, and stop blowing your money in casinos, or lotteries, or scratch off tickets. And avoid Get rich quick scehemes, or African people trying to help smuggle out millions of dollars, or the UK lottery.

 

[Jayson]

I usually don't gamble. My dad was down the day before though and he took me to the Casino and it was fun. He won money and I won money. Then I won again the next day,even though it was just 6$ and I begain to feel very confident in my gambling luck. That is something I won't ever do again. I mean I usually blow my money on strippers and dvd's but I figure I am getting my money's worth until something better comes along. Loosing it at the Casino feels like I just gave it away.

Jason

 

[Deckerd]

You should save up and buy a motorbike Jason. Those things are babe magnets.

 

[Squiggy]

Then I won again the next day,even though it was just 6$ and I begain to feel very confident in my gambling luck.

Doesn't take much does it? I mean, I think I have that much in my couch. I'M SO LUCKY! I CAN BUY PIZZA ROLLS!

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Then I won again the next day,even though it was just 6$ and I begain to feel very confident in my gambling luck.

Doesn't take much does it? I mean, I think I have that much in my couch. I'M SO LUCKY! I CAN BUY PIZZA ROLLS!

Srsly.

Jayson, go play bingo or something. It's cheaper, it lasts longer, it's more fun, and you have a better chance of winning.

 

[Squiggy]

I should point out that I couldn't buy the pizza roll bag, just the box...since the bag costs 8 bucks.

 

[Deckerd]

Can you imagine Jason's OCD coupled with bingo?