One of my front end managers tried to write me up the other day. She said I was stealing food from the break room fridge. Even claimed to have me on video doing it (despite the fact that
there's no cameras in the break room, genius

).
Two things about that: 1) I do NOT steal food that has a receipt attached; and 2) If it DOESN"T have a receipt attached, I consider it fair fucking game. You don't own that food unless it has a receipt. If it doesn't, I'll do whatever the hell I want with it. Eat it, take it home, throw it away, it's my call.
Besides, there's signs all over the break room that SAY any food without a receipt will be thrown away. So that's another reason said food is community property, free to be consumed by me if I so choose.
So she wrote me up. Then I went over her head, to the store director. Store director said this manager had no authority to write me up in the first place, then took one look at the write up sheet and tore it in half.