Sell me on Kes.

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I didn't know that you could buy the toys separately, or is it that you can't buy the toys separately here, but the youngest child I have to "manage" is almost 8, so he is almost at the stage where I can says 'Wouldn't you rather have a big Mac?"

Yes you can buy them seperately, you just have to ask. I remember the day I discovered that during some particularly exciting release, maybe it was Lilo and Stitch? Anyway..

Deluxe Cheese burgers for $2? Pull the other one. Maybe as a limited offer special, but I find it hard to consider it possible to find a one patty vareity of cheese burger on the 2 dollar menu.

It's called the loose change menu. Some shops don't have it advertised, particularly if they are small, but it's always there. Everything is one dollar or two dollars. It's not a special. Small fries are one dollar, double cheese burger is two dollars..

I just googled it, you have it too!!

You're like the tenth person I've told about this amazing fact.

 

[iguana_tonante]

"Kes ... personifies the spirit of Star Trek." (...) But Kes still manages to capture the essence of what STAR TREK is all about.

God, I hope not!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

"Kes ... personifies the spirit of Star Trek." (...) But Kes still manages to capture the essence of what STAR TREK is all about.

God, I hope not!

Everyone knows Star Trek is all about Spock. If you need the ONE character to sum it all up, it's him. There isn't even a debate about this, it is the law.

 

[Guy Gardener]

My vision blurred briefly, and I thought for about 2 seconds that this thread was called "Smell me on Kes".

 

[hux]

You're forgetting, you're talking to someone who was inspired to write a story about her

I'm not denying her potential or that she may have been liked by many viewers. But for most, i think she was a slight let down. Frankly, i found Mortimer Harren more compelling as a character (with only one episode to go on) than i ever did Kes

I suspect your Kes story is superior to the ones we got in Voyager...alas, i can only judge her by the show. I liked her but she was never taken anywhere interesting (if others love her then fair enough....i certainly didn't want her to leave....personally, i would have rather seen Neelix go and see Kes fulfill that potential....no offence to the Neelix fans...do they exist?)

If her reproductive organs are in/on her back, then maybe she's like a Ken doll in her crotchal area, which means that it's perfectly fine to slap her jovially down there?

Does that mean male Ocampans have their genitals on their chest or back?

 

[Guy Gardener]

Back to back sex would discourage face to face kissing.

But Kes is all about kissing.

She was always nuzzling with the Kitchenrat.

Unless it's this weird alien thing that Neelix is into which she puts up with?

 

[bbjeg]

^Kes was always about trying new things. That's why she escaped her planet.

If her reproductive organs are in/on her back, then maybe she's like a Ken doll in her crotchal area, which means that it's perfectly fine to slap her jovially down there?

Does that mean male Ocampans have their genitals on their chest or back?

The chest sounds like it makes sense.

 

[hux]

Back to back / chest to back

There's no kissing with either

We and the chimps had the good sense to realise that looking at each other might be fun (except for those times when it just makes you self conscious and you start to lose confidence before you hear the dreaded words "i thought you said you were good at this...get the rabbit"

Would that mean they would evolve to be quite an unloving species....unromantic....chest to back might provide some tenderness (spooning would be dramatically improved as a concept....i'd accept the dead arm and the hair in my face under those circumstances)

 

[bbjeg]

They are psychic, maybe they rub temples instead of kissing. That'll work with chest to back.

 

[2takesfrakes]

"Kes ... personifies the spirit of Star Trek." (...) But Kes still manages to capture the essence of what STAR TREK is all about.

God, I hope not!

Why can't Kes just be allowed to stay on her petestal? Why? ... WHY?!!

 

[iguana_tonante]

The pedestal is crowded, and she's kinda... lightweight.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Chest to back allows for kissing.

One head is 90 degrees, the other at 270 and their mouths can interlock fine.

But I guess that would only be if their shoulders are level to each other when he is nipsticles deep into her spinegina.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

This is why we need Star Trek on HBO, so all our REAL questions can be answered.

 

[exodus]

"Kes ... personifies the spirit of Star Trek." (...) But Kes still manages to capture the essence of what STAR TREK is all about.

God, I hope not!

Why can't Kes just be allowed to stay on her petestal? Why? ... WHY?!!

Is pedestal a metaphor for penis?

 

[2takesfrakes]

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

A grown up woman?

 

[2takesfrakes]

You always end with a jade's trick!

 

[bbjeg]

Chest to back allows for kissing.

One head is 90 degrees, the other at 270 and their mouths can interlock fine.

But I guess that would only be if their shoulders are level to each other when he is nipsticles deep into her spinegina.

Who can not be sold on Kes after that statement.

 

[2takesfrakes]

I've always suspected that the Ocampa had their genitals in the same area as Human Beings did, but that the women are marsupials, with the pouch on their back. Suggesting an Australian texture, or flavour, to the Ocampa culture.

 

[Romulan_spy]

Neelix is the one that I really could not stand. His voice was grating and when he got all jealous and possessive towards Kes, he got really creepy.