Rank the crew of Voyager by hairyness

[Draculasaurus]

How would you rank them? Here is my list.

10. Seven of Nine
- She just recharges and never gets out of that cat suit. I don't think she sweats or grows hair or anything happens under there. Fan artists seem to also imagine that this is the case
9. Kes
- Kes seems pretty hairless to start with and with her aging so rapidly compared to her friends, she probably shaves compulsively.
8. Tom Paris
- Probably doesn't even need to shave his face.
7. Tuvok
- Just moderately hairy, but probably shaves his chest because a a hairy chest is illogical
6. Harry Kim
-Just unremarkable
5. The Doctor
- He's the wild card because he's bald, but I think he's probably making up for it under there.
4. Kathryne Janeway
- She's not grooming up for any holograms, especially old-timey ones that would probably freak out if her business wasn't pretty wild. She probably also likes the look on peoples faces when they see it.
3. B'Elanna Torres
- Torres probably really has it going on, but wears it well.
2. Chakotay
- Normal hairy guy
1. Neelix
- Neelix is pretty nasty and probably has more hair than a normal Talaxian should. I also imagine a lot of his hair ends up in the food and carpet.

What do you think?

 

[Janeway7trulv]

And i am accused of being freaky because i enjoy reading K/J actorfiction?!?.. Now that is prime time example of freaky sh!t right there.... No man Noooo.. come on now..rar!

 

[Captain Kathryn]

If we're going to be completely candid here, Paris probably needs to shave more than Harry. I dated a Korean man for a while and he said that he pretty much never needed to shave and that that was typical of East Asian men (not saying all). McNeil has had a beard before and I think he is Irish, so I would argue Paris is hairier or at least needs to shave more often.

That said, ew.

 

[Melakon]

9. Kes
- Kes seems pretty hairless to start with and with her aging so rapidly compared to her friends, she probably shaves compulsively.

Nine year lifespan, we're told in "Caretaker". That means the hair starts pouring out of her ears at 6.

 

[hux]

Finally, a thread where we rank how hairy they are (starting to wonder if this was ever gonna happen)

I agree. Janeway is a mess down there. It's just everywhere

I reckon Tom has a seriously hairy arse

Seven is pure Borg regenerated, porcelain skin

 

[Catarina]

Tom had a very hairy chest.

 

[propita]

Chakotay is Native American, so there's a chance he has little body hair. However, the hair on the top of his head is pretty decent.

 

[2takesfrakes]

Outstanding thread concept!
>>SNORT!!<<

Neelix is the obvious choice as being the hairiest. After that, it's too hard to say ...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

The Doctor could win this if he wanted to.

He could be the Doctor Zaius of Voyager if he so wished.

 

[Jedi_Master]

This thread just makes me laugh.

But I agree with teacake, the Doctor can make himself as hairy as he wants, so he wins.

 

[Draculasaurus]

Tom had a very hairy chest.

Are you sure?
Maybe you're misremembering this.

 

[Draculasaurus]

Chakotay is Native American, so there's a chance he has little body hair. However, the hair on the top of his head is pretty decent.

Confirmed!
Smooth as a baby's bottom.

I'm bumping Chakotay way back to number eight.
I've also promoted Tom Paris up to number five after realizing that Robert Duncan McNeill can indeed grow a beard and sometimes wears one.


10. Seven of Nine
9. Kes
8.Chakotay
7. Tuvok
6. Harry Kim
5. Tom Paris
4. The Doctor
3. Kathryne Janeway
2. B'Elanna Torres
1. Neelix

 

[propita]

Well, there IS some hair there in the middle of his chest. Love that shot, his skin looks so smooth and the hair on his head looks so thick.

Reminds me of Husband; also Hispanic. But my boy, for being born in Mexico, is sooooo light-skinned! We both have lightsabers for legs--they glow in the dark!

tbh, I suspect that I liked Husband because I first saw Beltran in “Night of the Comet” and crushed on him from then on. They look nothing alike, but a friend, shown pictures of Chakotay and Husband (younger and with hair) said they looked “similar without looking at all alike.” Strangely, I didn’t put together “Hector” was “Chakotay”! I liked them both, and then Husband pointed out (in 1995) that they were the same actor. I’m a bit of a Dory sometimes.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Chak is a very good looking man. I think if Beltran had stepped up to the role a bit more his appeal would have been a lot wider than VOY circles.

I always thought the tatt was hot.

 

[urbandefault]

I could be wrong, but I think the Voyager forum may have just jumped the shark.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

:: starts thread 'which voy character would be best at water skiing over marine animals' ::

 

[T'Girl]

Seven's catsuit is tight enough that we'd know if she maintained a full bush, pumpkin patch, or landing strip. So twice weekly she does a hot wax Brazilian.

BeLanna (played by a Latina) is a light weigh bear under her Starfleet onezie, when she knows that shorts and tank top season is up coming on the holodeck, she sets the sonic shower to "depilate."

Tuvok manscapes away all his follicles south of the earlobes, using a straight razor of course. Careful on the backside of the man purse.

Harry, well the name says it all, doesn't it?

Janeway, unusual dense body hair on top of her feet. Earning her the Academy nickname of "Frodo Baggins."

Kes has the body hair of a six year old boy, to go along with the body of a six year old boy (wondering about Tom and Neelix now).

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I always assumed Klingons would be super hairy.

Did we ever see Worf without his shirt?

 

[SPCTRE]

Sounds like a default #1 spot for Ensign Hairy Kim.

 

[Draculasaurus]

I always assumed Klingons would be super hairy.

Did we ever see Worf without his shirt?

Yes!
In season 5, episode 16 - Ethics

Michael Dorn wore special muscle padding under his uniform to portray the burly Klingon, so we usually never see any part of him except the face and hands, but in this episode they did up his back with make up for the surgery scene.
I'm hesitant to base speculation on just this though because it's just the back.
We also don't know if the Doctor used some kind of depilation ray on him, or something before surgery.
I'm going to trust in the persistent on-screen beard and eyebrow evidence that Klingons are pretty hairy.