Quark's Best Line.
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On beaming Odo to the docking ring...
"Don't worry!
I must have witnessed the procedure dozens of times... Energising"
The look on Odo's face is superb. But Quark had so many good lines that you can't really pick a favourite. The 'box' scene in Way of the Warrior must always rank highly.
"Don't worry!
I must have witnessed the procedure dozens of times... Energising"
The look on Odo's face is superb. But Quark had so many good lines that you can't really pick a favourite. The 'box' scene in Way of the Warrior must always rank highly.
I like his little exchange with Garak in "Way of the Warrior".
Quark: I want you to try something. It's an Earth drink. Root beer.
Garak: I couldn't...
Quark: Go on.
Garak: It's vile!
Quark: It's so happy and bubbly and cloy.
Garak: Just like the Federation.
Quark: You know what's worse? If you drink enough of it, you start to like it.
Garak: It's insidious.
Quark: Just like the Federation.
He had a ton of great lines though.
Quark: I want you to try something. It's an Earth drink. Root beer.
Garak: I couldn't...
Quark: Go on.
Garak: It's vile!
Quark: It's so happy and bubbly and cloy.
Garak: Just like the Federation.
Quark: You know what's worse? If you drink enough of it, you start to like it.
Garak: It's insidious.
Quark: Just like the Federation.
He had a ton of great lines though.
One of Armin Shimerman's favorites:
(from Siege of AR-558)
(from Siege of AR-558)
Little Green Men, where Nog brings up his federation encyclopedia that he recieved as a gift as states something to the effect, "Doesn't Gabriel Bell look alot like Sisko?" and Quark just throws it to the side and says, "All Hew-mans look the same." I thought that was great.
^^ I watched Little Green Men just now. That scene's great.
What's the quote Quark does about Root Beer? I remember laughing out loud, but now I can't remember what exactly he said?!?
Garak takes a drink of root beer]
Quark: What do you think?
Elim Garak: It's vile.
Quark: I know. It's so bubbly and cloying and happy.
Elim Garak: Just like the Federation.
Quark: And you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it.
Elim Garak: It's insidious.
Quark: Just like the Federation.
Quark: What do you think?
Elim Garak: It's vile.
Quark: I know. It's so bubbly and cloying and happy.
Elim Garak: Just like the Federation.
Quark: And you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it.
Elim Garak: It's insidious.
Quark: Just like the Federation.
I thought it was Quark talking just like Picard from ST:FC:
"I don't care. I'm not going to preside over the demise of
Ferengi civilization. Not me. The line must be drawn here --
this far and no further."
"I don't care. I'm not going to preside over the demise of
Ferengi civilization. Not me. The line must be drawn here --
this far and no further."
THAT's the one lol. I laughed so hard when he said that.
There was a scene where he talks to Sisko about the Ferengi, comparing them to Humans. He points out how far less bloody Ferengi history has been compared to Humans. I don't remember the exact words, but that exchange stayed with me, and elevated the Ferengi in my opinion.
I think I know which one you're talking about; I believe it was in The Siege of AR-558. Yet another reason that episode was amazing. :thumbsup:
He has another such scene in the episode where Sisko takes Jake and Nog to the Gamma Quad to do a planetary survey for science class and Sisko and Quark get captured by the Jem'Hadar. And I totally don't remember the name; it's probably something blindingly obvious like The Jem'Hadar. 
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