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Carpathia86

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A grocery store I work in flattens cardboard boxes using this device before recycling the cardboard in large bales. The machine is called a baler. I prefer to call is "Doctor Crusher".


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Not really a pun, but I'm more and more reluctant to use the English word 'data' (ie : 'unlimited data') because I always feel like I'm misusing someone's name xD
In French, the appropriate word would be 'données' but we use the English one more and more often when talking about computer-related things, like smartphone data, limited/unlimited data, collected data...
Now instead of using the English word, I'll always use the French one (données) as often as possible ^^
 
Okay I got a gross one.

What would happen if Data, a super strong android accidently sat on his cat.

It would leave a spot.

What do you call a round cake?

A Keik-O?

What do you call the Enterpise-D now that we have had other Enterprise ship's since it was new?

Yesterday's Enterprise.

Jason
 
Here's a bad one... one that I just made up reading this thread.

What is Enterprise-D called if it's cargo has silicone?
Enterprise double D...

And now I think maybe I shouldn't have posted this... well, it's already typed there so, "Post Reply".
 
Had Picard learned of the Q Civil War, he'd have thought it was Q-coup (MUCH better name for that Voyager ep BTW) :guffaw:

In order to find a husband, little did Keiko know that she'd have to warp through space for Miles

After deactivating his brother, Data could now learn more about his history, by reading it in Lore

Eventually, Wesley had to give up his front Ro seat
 
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