Perhaps today would be the ideal day to propose marriage to whoever posts here second

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

Wouldn't you agree?

 

[BillJ]

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[Ovation]

Perhaps not.

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

Well, YOU'RE safely in third place, and as I've already committed, being a poster of my word.....

 

[publiusr]

So, still no hush money for the newlywed you wanted me to shove overboard the cruise ship while you were at the bar?—oops!

 

[Gaseous Anomaly]

I'm guessing this thread is just spam, and will likely be closed.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Not until we've heard @BillJ 's answer!!

 

[BillJ]

Not until we've heard @BillJ 's answer!!

I thought that was my answer!

 

[Oddish]

Odds of how Oddish will depart the earth...
Heart failure from poor diet: 1 in 3.
Cancer from avoiding routine checks: 1 in 5.
Stroke from high blood pressure: 1 in 8.
Choking on food while eating alone: 1 in 15.
Fall related trauma from tripping over one of his cats: 1 in 18.
Clobbered by car while walking to work: 1 in 25.
Food poisoning from dubious diet: 1 in 30.

Falls down steps of church after his wedding: 1 in a googol.

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

^7th place jealousy.

 

[Oddish]

^7th place jealousy.

Nah, just aro since the 20th century. When the world of romance turns its back on you, sometimes the only answer is to turn your back on it.

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

I know at least one person very well who decided at the age of four it would never happen.

 

[think]

I'm going with the idea you meant next poster not second poster.. because edit is still possible..

So honey we have been sleeping with each other since we meet.. I propose taking it a level further and...

We get out of bed.. I mean we get hitched?

 

[Oddish]

I know at least one person very well who decided at the age of four it would never happen.

Wish I could have figured it out that early. Would have saved me a lot of misery.

 

[Avro Arrow]

^7th place jealousy.

You're jealous of... being hit by a car?

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

I'm going with the idea you meant next poster not second poster.. because edit is still possible..

So honey we have been sleeping with each other since we meet.. I propose taking it a level further and...

We get out of bed.. I mean we get hitched?

While in some respects we embrace certain streams of consciousnesses, I in truth indicated whoever posted second, after the expected day-long hesitation factor......which ended on April 2....

You're jealous of... being hit by a car?

No. My arrow pointed up, Arrow.

 

[Avro Arrow]

No. My arrow pointed up, Arrow.

Yes? And I see now that I accidentally counted from the first line, which wasn't itself part of the listing of odds. So 7th place was actually the food poisoning, not the car.

But I suspect this is just a case of your humour going over my head. Wouldn't be the first time.

 

[HIjol]

OK, but when and with whom re: Wedding...gotta get a present...Maybe Roddenberry the Junior will part with the Long-Lost, Recently Discovered Enterprise?

Imagine; HIjol walking in to the venue, in his Dress Uniform, followed by a bevy of Orion Girls and Boys and Others, bearing 1701 on a litter, festooned with...

Sorry, got carried away...I just really like Weddings...!

 

[Fantasy Lover]

Perhaps op can make this a topic where we talk about how their wedding went, or for people to discuss proposal ideas, or what they want do on their wedding. My idea is this:

I'm going to wait for my friend's wedding, I'm going to ask her to toss the bouquet to me and then I'll go to my bf, open a pokeball and say: "I chose you to be partner, will you chose me as well?" I think she is okay with me proposing on her wedding day

 

[HIjol]

Wow!