New Charlie Brooker Show on C4

[jamestyler]

So you had a wank over the men, not the motors?

I assume it must have something to do with cars, why else would it have that name?

I can honestly say whenever I watched Men and Motors (which was a long time ago now) there were no cars and the only men involved were only there to point out the chebs.

I vaguely remember a show where women were asked questions and each one they got wrong, they stripped.

See when ah'm needin' a stroke pal? Fuckin' spankwire, ken.

I'll say exactly. But I'll need a translation. Of course two years ago I got Sky and the freebie channels starting around 900 featured Rio Lee. My marraige was over that day.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

So you had a wank over the men, not the motors?

I assume it must have something to do with cars, why else would it have that name?

I can honestly say whenever I watched Men and Motors (which was a long time ago now) there were no cars and the only men involved were only there to point out the chebs.

I vaguely remember a show where women were asked questions and each one they got wrong, they stripped.

See when ah'm needin' a stroke pal? Fuckin' spankwire, ken.

I'll say exactly. But I'll need a translation. Of course two years ago I got Sky and the freebie channels starting around 900 featured Rio Lee. My marraige was over that day.

When he's needing a wank he uses spankwire, understand? is more or less the gist of it.

Yeah they used to have shows like that, before ITV and Granada merged and they made Men and Motors more respectable. (ha) I think one had Jo Guest asking questions and stripping.

 

[firehawk12]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread, but Taliban vs IRA was awesome.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread, but Taliban vs IRA was awesome.

Have you seen/acquired any of Charlie Brooker's shows? Screenwipe, Newswipe? If not get them and You Have Been Watching, then you'll understand some of this thread better.
The other stuff? Men and Motors is a cheap and nasty sat/cable channel showing repeats, and shit.

 

[firehawk12]

I've probably downloaded them but didn't to them. Maybe I should see if I can dig them up.

 

[Ethros]

Richard Herring was great, I'd love to see Stewart Lee on a future episode maybe. David Mitchell should be good on it, looking forward to that one.


I'd like to see them review Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men on Bravo. One of the funniest shows I've ever seen. Danny Dyer as a poor mans Louis Theroux doing his faux hard man act "ooh look at these geezers ere, what's their game? Better be careful around these boys, they could kill me in a second"

 

[Captain Shaw]

^^^^Sprite gives me heartburn....IRN-Bru all the way for me.

Irn bru, drink of the gods...

Does Men and Motors have car programs at all? I only watched it when there were chebs and I needed a quick intimate moment with myself.

TMI

 

[jamestyler]

Yeah they used to have shows like that, before ITV and Granada merged and they made Men and Motors more respectable. (ha) I think one had Jo Guest asking questions and stripping.

Jo Guests Steam Room. It was like UK Uncovered, but with a female sleazy presenter instead. Good times.

I've probably downloaded them but didn't to them. Maybe I should see if I can dig them up.

Just have a peek on YouTube. They're pretty much all there if you search Screenwipe or Charlie Brooker.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Yeah they used to have shows like that, before ITV and Granada merged and they made Men and Motors more respectable. (ha) I think one had Jo Guest asking questions and stripping.

Jo Guests Steam Room. It was like UK Uncovered, but with a female sleazy presenter instead. Good times.

Sounds right... I only knew about it beause my teacher at school recommended I watch it, he absolutely loved Jo Guest.

No, it wasn't the steam room, it was "Jo Guest's Private Parts", wiki told me so.

 

[jamestyler]

I never knew that existed until I googled. Though found Steam Room clips while I was at it. She's a classy lady. Ten thumbs up.

 

[Captain Shaw]

Yeah they used to have shows like that, before ITV and Granada merged and they made Men and Motors more respectable. (ha) I think one had Jo Guest asking questions and stripping.

Jo Guests Steam Room. It was like UK Uncovered, but with a female sleazy presenter instead. Good times.

Sounds right... I only knew about it beause my teacher at school recommended I watch it, he absolutely loved Jo Guest.

No, it wasn't the steam room, it was "Jo Guest's Private Parts", wiki told me so.

Is that like sexetera on virgin 1

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Jo Guests Steam Room. It was like UK Uncovered, but with a female sleazy presenter instead. Good times.

Sounds right... I only knew about it beause my teacher at school recommended I watch it, he absolutely loved Jo Guest.

No, it wasn't the steam room, it was "Jo Guest's Private Parts", wiki told me so.

Is that like sexetera on virgin 1

No idea, never seen it.

 

[HappyDayRiot]

Is Men and Motors still going? I haven't seen that since the glory days of mid-teen, soft-core porn loveliness.

 

[jamestyler]

Is that like sexetera on virgin 1

I can't speak for the Private Parts one, but the Jo Guest shows on Men and Motors typically revolved around going to clubs and flashing. Sexectra, from what I've been told by a friend who watches it, is more like the Sex Show which used to be on Living (I think it was Living) - which I caught my mother watching when I was a teenager.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Is Men and Motors still going? I haven't seen that since the glory days of mid-teen, soft-core porn loveliness.

Yep, it went respectable with ITV taking over, but softcore seems to be back lately from looking at some of the listings.

 

[Captain Shaw]

Is that like sexetera on virgin 1

I can't speak for the Private Parts one, but the Jo Guest shows on Men and Motors typically revolved around going to clubs and flashing. Sexectra, from what I've been told by a friend who watches it, is more like the Sex Show which used to be on Living (I think it was Living) - which I caught my mother watching when I was a teenager.

My mum and dad sat watching sexetera the other week while me and my brothers where in the back room.
I Also love how people don't watch it but they all know what its about from friends

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Is that like sexetera on virgin 1

I can't speak for the Private Parts one, but the Jo Guest shows on Men and Motors typically revolved around going to clubs and flashing. Sexectra, from what I've been told by a friend who watches it, is more like the Sex Show which used to be on Living (I think it was Living) - which I caught my mother watching when I was a teenager.

My mum and dad sat watching sexetera the other week while me and my brothers where in the back room.
I Also love how people don't watch it but they all know what its about from friends

Like porn. No one owns any, it was just stuck in the video/dvd player when they got it back from the repair shop.

 

[Jim Steele]

^

I don't own any porn. It's all hosted on the Spankwire server...

 

[Captain Shaw]

I can't speak for the Private Parts one, but the Jo Guest shows on Men and Motors typically revolved around going to clubs and flashing. Sexectra, from what I've been told by a friend who watches it, is more like the Sex Show which used to be on Living (I think it was Living) - which I caught my mother watching when I was a teenager.

My mum and dad sat watching sexetera the other week while me and my brothers where in the back room.
I Also love how people don't watch it but they all know what its about from friends

Like porn. No one owns any, it was just stuck in the video/dvd player when they got it back from the repair shop.

I am surprise that those repair people have time to repair anything with the amount of porn they watch.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

^

I don't own any porn. It's all hosted on the Spankwire server...

I don't own any porn, I sent my PC in for repair and it came back with a spankwire bookmark... is what I believe you meant to say.