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Look like "The Crow" is being sent out to die.

Rich Watson

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Only found out yesterday that it's coming out tomorrow with (as far as I can tell) no publicity and a review ban until just before it comes out (which is never a good sign).

Now as a big fan of the real Crow movie there was no chance of me going to see it but you'd think they'd make some effort to try and make their money back. Then again this is the same studio that released 'Borderlands'...
 
I know basically nothing about the comic source material, but I like the original Brandon Lee The Crow. This movie is so obviously just The Crow in name only, I don't think it ever had a chance. I have no idea why someone decided to drop one of the most iconic looks in pop culture (seriously, "The Crow" look is still recognizable by a lot of people today today) to rip off Jared Leto Joker's look, but its one of the stupider decisions I've seen a remake/reboot make in recent years.

The only question is if it can bomb worse then Borderlands, which I had to imagine had a higher budget.
 
Perhaps you didn't see any publicity because you're too old too be included in the target market for such a product. ;)
 
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I saw it tonight. To its credit, it's not a straight remake. They do things the Brandon Lee movie didn't, expanding on the story-for good or ill-depending on your opinion. Crow '24 is the goriest film yet, and it looks like it has the biggest budget. The casting wasn't too bad, though I did feel the big bad was miscast which led to an anticlimactic third act. Overall, I felt the movie was a shapeless, colorless thing. It didn't have the stylistic flair or evocative soundtrack of the first movie. With musical artist FKA Twigs playing the female lead the movie wasted the opportunity to use her artistry to make Crow '24 musically distinctive.

I think City of Angels is the worst film in the franchise, but even that movie attempted to make its version of LA atmospheric. And one of the things I thought worked best for Wicked Prayer was its different setting. But the new Crow presents a kind of generic, nameless big city like Salvation did. The action was so-so, better than in Wicked Prayer, but I don't feel it's fair to say it was better than Angels or Salvation owing to those were made like decades ago and the action in the '24 film was largely generic too.

The Crow franchise reminds me of the Highlander and Punisher movies. It seems like such a simple idea, but it's very hard to translate into consistently good movies.

How I rank The Crow movies right now:

Crow '94
Salvation
Crow '24
Wicked Prayer
City of Angels
 
Overall, I felt the movie was a shapeless, colorless thing. It didn't have the stylistic flair or evocative soundtrack of the first movie. With musical artist FKA Twigs playing the female lead the movie wasted the opportunity to use her artistry to make Crow '24 musically distinctive.
That's the gist of a short comment I saw on the movie by someone I follow: that's it's just kind of a nothingburger.
 
Honestly I think the most enduring legacy of the original Crow movie is the wrestler Sting stealing the look wholesale and using it for 25 years. It was fine but nothing special.

The reboot is aimed at emo kids, and unless the reviewers are emo kids of course they won't like it.
 
If you want a Crow fixing, even the bad movies, here's where they are streaming without having to pay a rental fee....

The Crow is on Prime, Fubo and MGM+.

City of Angels is on Hoopla.

Salvation is on Prime, Hulu, Peacock, Fubo, Roku, Tubi, Pluto, Shout and Plex.

Wicked Prayer is on Hoopla.

Stairway to Heaven is nowhere.
 
Honestly I think the most enduring legacy of the original Crow movie is the wrestler Sting stealing the look wholesale and using it for 25 years. It was fine but nothing special.
There's also what happened to Brandon Lee.
 
If you want a Crow fixing, even the bad movies, here's where they are streaming without having to pay a rental fee....

The Crow is on Prime, Fubo and MGM+.

City of Angels is on Hoopla.

Salvation is on Prime, Hulu, Peacock, Fubo, Roku, Tubi, Pluto, Shout and Plex.

Wicked Prayer is on Hoopla.

Stairway to Heaven is nowhere.
Stairway to Heaven is on my DVD shelf and I still have the VHS tapes I made.

I remember back in the late '90s when the TV series was my gateway into urban gothic fantasy. I've seen both the original movie and the TV series multiple times, have the graphic novels, the prose novels, the anthology of Crow stories, I've seen City of Angels (and gave up on the sequel movies; they weren't worth my finite lifespan, even though one of them may have been based on one of the novels, which in turn was based on one of the graphic novels).

Some people hate City of Angels, but it does have one positive: It continues Sarah's storyline (and even though I hate what happened to her, at least it's a conclusion).

I also wrote copious amounts of fanfiction, some of which I still intend to finish one day. One of the episodes inspired a freeverse poem that's seven PAGES long.

I hadn't known that a new movie had been made. Pity that I no longer go to movie theatres (not sure we even still have one in my city).

Actually, what I'd love is a resolution to the TV series. The show had been renewed for a second season, so they ended the first season on a cliffhanger, with Shelly refusing to go into the light, and no longer being allowed to wait in the Land of the Dead, she jumps off the bridge to find Eric in the Land of the Living.

End of season, and beginning of fans' wait for the next season that won't ever come because the show was abruptly canceled. It's frustrating, because I immediately thought up at least half a dozen different ways it could have continued.

Hard to believe that this was 25 years ago and I still have story ideas spinning around in my mind.
 
The TV series was wonderful. Mark Dacascos is an amazing martial artist and actor.

He is phenomenal, and I'm always happy to find fellow series fans. I haven't met many, as so many people seem to have their noses in the air that a TV show was even made, let alone that it wasn't more like the movie. His being cast as Eric was special, as he was friends with Brandon Lee.

The TV show's theme was redemption, not revenge, which made for a better story, in my view. But even so, I noticed that one by one, Top Dollar's gang was being killed off. I think by the final episode, there were just two left, and I was plotting out fanfic stories to remedy that.

This show was amazing in another way. It lit a fanfic-writing fire for me almost right away. I started writing obsessively after about the third or fourth episode, and continued steadily every day. Of course as the episodes progressed, some of the stories quickly became non-canon. Seems I couldn't guess right about anything. But then as each reveal happened, I started writing to incorporate those details.

The "Brother's Keeper" episode - in which we find out that Eric was a Vietnam war orphan adopted by the Dravens - sparked a very long poem. I even had ideas for crossovers (someone else wrote a fic that crosses The Crow: STH with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and with some other show that involves vampires). My own idea was to cross it with Highlander: The Raven (Amanda witnesses one of Eric's fight/death/revival incidents and is confused; he's not Immortal, so what is he?). And then I dreamed a crossover with Doctor Who (Tom Baker Doctor).

One thing I noticed was that the nuanced acting spoke volumes, sometimes with only a word or two, or just a facial expression. The actor playing Albrecht was also good at this (Marc Gomes).

And it was a treat to see some places in and around Vancouver. I've only been there twice, but even so, some places are iconic.
 
I don't know if it was intentionally sent out to die, but it sure did:
The Crow — opening 30 years after the original hit the big screen — couldn’t crack the top five and instead placed No. 8 with $4.6 million behind the 15th anniversary celebration of Tim Burton’s Coraline, which grossed $5.1 million. Distributed by Lionsgate, The Crow‘s budget is a reported $50 million before marketing.​
 
Lionsgate is having a bad year. The Crow is coming to PVOD after only three weeks. Same thing happened with Borderlands. Next is Megalopolis, which might be good but won't make any money. But Lionsgate is just distributing so they're not on the hook for the $120 million budget.
 
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