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Kirk Talks a Computer to Death?

CoveTom

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How many times did Kirk talk a computer into destroying itself? Off the top of my head, I'm thinking about M5, Landru, and Nomad, but I think there were others.
 
^Verbally introducing an unsolvable logic problem, dilemma, or logic loop to a computer in order to distract it from the situation at hand. Usually with destructive results, hence the "death" part.

Kirk and Harry Mudd lock up the Norman android with the Liar Paradox.

Also, Kirk messes up the programming of his android duplicate with the "Mind your own business, Mr. Spock!" speech. Not sure if that counts.
 
Uh.. I have no idea what the first two replies are talking about. I'm not spamming anybody. I'm a long-time member and regular poster and I asked a legitimate question.

Kirk was famous for talking a computer to death. For example, in "The Ultimate Computer," he convinced M5 to destroy itself because it was guilty of murder. He did something similar with Nomad in "The Changeling" because he convinced it that it was imperfect.

I'm trying to determine on how many occasions this happened.
 
M5, Landru, and Nomad are the ones I remember too.

In fact, I've watched those three episodes all within the last five days!

Uh.. I have no idea what the first two replies are talking about. I'm not spamming anybody. I'm a long-time member and regular poster and I asked a legitimate question.


The first reply (godofwar198x) is a SPAM BOT. T'Girl was talking about that SPAM BOT, not you.

At least, that's how it looks to me. I don't see how anyone could even remotely think that YOUR post was spam.
 
According to the Memory Alpha article for "The Return of the Archons":

This episode marks one of four times Kirk is able to "talk a computer to death". This skill is also used in "The Changeling", "I, Mudd", and "The Ultimate Computer" (with an honorable mention going to "What Are Little Girls Made Of?", in which Kirk's arguments get Ruk the android so riled up he suicidally attacks Korby).

This does not include any reference to TAS or the movies. I would suppose it's a little bit of the stretch to include Kirk telling V'Ger "we are the creator".
 
^ Ah, "I, Mudd" is a good catch. I wouldn't have thought of that one.

And the spambot thing makes sense now.
 
While he did have help from his senior officers, Kirk also got the best of Norman and the rest of the androids in "I, Mudd".

(Rats! Wingsley beat me to the punch!:lol:)
 
Not quite the same thing, but, in "Court Martial," Spock proves that the ship's computer has been tampered with by beating it at chess. And, of course, Cogley demands that Kirk being able to confront his accuser: the computer.

(Somehow the show missed the chance to have Shatner cross-examine the computer. That would have been great.)

There's a lot of free-floating anxiety about computers in early Trek. Besides Landru and all, Kirk also destroys the computer running the war in "A Taste of Armageddon," although he uses a good old-fashioned phaser blast that time around.

Even in "Conscience of the King," Lenore and her father are given angry speeches about how computers and mechanization are turning people into machines . . . .
 
Kirk's an amazing orator. He could talk a pussy into licking him. :D

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Chekov is counting on it.
 
At least he didn't talk a computer into bed, although he did have a crack with Andrea... There is a hilarious episode of Futurama that does a fantastic homage to TOS where Bender seduces a Femputer. Classic line: Death - by snoo snoo! :devil:
 
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