Interview a fictional character

[Miss Chicken]

If you could bring any fictional character - from a book, a movie or TV show - to life for one hour and interview them who would you choose and what would be a couple of the questions you would ask? Reemember this is solely an interview not a chance to get some hot fictional character into bed with you.

Also assume that there will be no language barrier no matter who you choose.

 

[RichMerk]

Huckleberry Finn might be interesting to talk to. I'm a big Mark Twain fan and Huck could give better insight into the thinking and mindset of that time and place.

Or you could talk to Benjamin Sisko about how it felt to be called by the Prophets.

Or you could as Frodo about how the One Ring made him feel.

 

[Ethros]

Patrick Bateman.
As literally whatever he said would make me laugh my head off

"Lime? I can always get you a lime"

 

[Miss Chicken]

I would like to interview the Coyote and ask him if he thinks he needs therapy to help him cope with his obsession with the Roadrunner. It isn't as if he needs to eat the bird as he has plenty of money to buy Acme products. And why that particular Roadrunner rather than some other lifeform?

I would also ask him how he manages to defy the Laws of Gravity as often as he does.

 

[Rii]

Leto II; I'd need considerable prep time.

 

[Miss Chicken]

Or you could as Frodo about how the One Ring made him feel.

If I interviewed Frodo I would ask him about how close a relationship he actually had with Sam.

Or better still I would interview Pippin (the movie Pippin) because I think I might be able to get him to unthinkingly blab some dirt on Frodo.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

This question for me is unanswerable, i've got people running through my mind but I simply can't choose one.

 

[Shatmandu]

I choose God. He's my favorite fictional character.

Question #1: "What's your problem?"
Question #2: "No, seriously: what's your problem?"
Question #3: "Okay, then, screw you. This interview is over. Get your ass off my stage, bitch."

Joe, #3 not really a question

 

[The Grim Ghost]

That's an easy one.

Lazarus Long.

 

[Miss Chicken]

That's an easy one.

Lazarus Long.

Good choice but what questions would you ask him?

 

[The Grim Ghost]

How is your relationship with your mother going?

I don't think it would matter much. You just ask something, anything really...and then he rambles on and tells you cool stories about it for hours. Going by Time Enough For Love anyway.

 

[iguana_tonante]

Vorlon ambassador Kosh. Tha would be a funny interview!

 

[RoJoHen]

Vorlon ambassador Kosh. Tha would be a funny interview!

Somehow I doubt you'd get very many answers out of him.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Leto II; I'd need considerable prep time.

Oh, wow. I was gonna go for the exact same thing.

Seriously, who would have more interesting stories to tell than a 3000-year-old worm-god?

 

[SilentP]

Leto II; I'd need considerable prep time.

Oh, wow. I was gonna go for the exact same thing.

Seriously, who would have more interesting stories to tell than a 3000-year-old worm-god?

I see your 3000-year-old worm-god, and raise you a 48,000-year-old unintentional god of a theocratic xeno/techno-phobic empire, i.e. The Emperor of Mankind, from the Warhammer 40,000 mythos.

My questions would initially be about what it was like to watch humanity through out the millenia in the run up to his Great Crusade, what did he get up to, and the like. Then I'd see how ballsy I'm feeling, and see about asking how pissed he about the past 10,000 years, stuck in the same place, watching the results of that huge spanner in the works of his plan for humanity

 

[Danoz]

Would it be really bad on a Star Trek forum for me to say Jean Luc Picard?

Leto II is a great idea, also... though I'd rather sing songs with Gurney.

 

[Mistral]

That's an easy one.

Lazarus Long.

How is your relationship with your mother going?

I don't think it would matter much. You just ask something, anything really...and then he rambles on and tells you cool stories about it for hours. Going by Time Enough For Love anyway.

That was the first thing that popped into my mind. LL is fascinating. I think my other choice is David Falkenberg. I'd ask if he planned to set up an Empire or if it just happened. Did he know that would be the result of his actions?

 

[sojourner]

Zefreme Cochrane

Can you please transcribe in detail how to construct your warp drive engine?

 

[Danoz]

Zefreme Cochrane

Can you please transcribe in detail how to construct your warp drive engine?

Good angle... I would probably just drink with the guy and smoke a few stoges.

 

[JonathonWally]

Hmm, after thinking about this for sometime. I'd have to say

Chewbacca.