I'd prefer dainty little teacups at that hour of the day.
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I'd prefer dainty little teacups at that hour of the day.
This mention of voodoo reminds of these scary rag dolls I was looking at during halloween. It's just like something you'd find in a crib at the Addams family mansion. They're wonderfully made, and strangely captivating.
I apologize if it has been stated already ( I haven't read the whole thread), but what ratios are used? I could use a remedy right now. Music may be the food of love...but it can't cure a head cold. Even though I seem to have caught this bug from this thread (
), I hope all infected persons recover nicely.
Okay fine, while you're messing around with your doily I'll put you in my pot and boil your bones.
As for the voodoo doll, is it anatomically correct? I think Holdy needs some "fixing."
"A Dollup Of Honey" sounds like the Brooklyn version of My Fair Lady. 
I'm ill.
Didn't even get any sympathy when I went to the Post Office counter to post some parcels - the girl said I was just suffering from man flu. "Man flu"! The cheek of it! She doesn't understand the severity of my sore throat and runny nose. I even noticed my muscles are aching.
I need sympathy.
And hot drinks.
Also, hot alcoholic drinks.
Hot girls are also gratefully accepted, though in my current debilitated state, I'll have to just lie back and let you do all the work.
This post IS an unashamedly attention-seeking search for the milk of human kindness and general compassion. However, to justify it for the board and not abuse my near-godly and Judge Dredd-esque moderator powers, I will also ask for any cures.
Others who are ill (even though none of you will surely even approach my cold for sheer depth of illness) may also post, in a joint seeking of sympathy.
SECONDARY GAIN
As for the voodoo doll, is it anatomically correct? I think Holdy needs some "fixing."
No pins please!
"A Dollup Of Honey" sounds like the Brooklyn version of My Fair Lady.
RULES.
Who needs manflu when you can have a REAL illness like food poisoning, like I had three months ago? 
[You need proper cooking lessons, Ravescene - everyone]
[You need proper cooking lessons, Ravescene - everyone]
I'm going to ignore all the witches upthread.
Them's fighting words.
Cauldrons at dawn.
I'll go get the eye of newt.
You always want more eye of newt. If it was up to you, the spell would be nothing but newt eyes.
Sounds about right to me. I usually only do measurements for things that need to thicken or rise in a specific way. Most things I cook I just add a little bit of this and a little bit of that as I like.
Man it's been forever since we've had a Simpson off.
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