Hilarious R-rated TNG game

[CaptainStoner]

http://www.all-top-games.com/games/105-star trek adventure.html

I made it to the end! This game is very funny. two Bolians

 

[The Mule]

I make it a point to click all links posted by people who have let Bob Touch Their Money. this philosophy has lead to good things. high-larious game, the sound bytes add a whole dimension

 

[bigdaddy]

I'm pretty sure that's X-Rated.

 

[JoeZhang]

damn - I traded some drugs for a phaser and then worf kicked my head into space!

must try again!

 

[JoeZhang]

second time around I was

Spoiler: spoiler

sexually abused by data

and the third time,

Spoiler: spoiler

killed riker with some acid

 

[CaptainStoner]

I make it a point to click all links posted by people who have let Bob Touch Their Money. this philosophy has lead to good things. high-larious game, the sound bytes add a whole dimension

I'm pretty sure that's X-Rated.

Yeah, the first episode is borderline - there is a second game "The Wrath of Riker". If you find that, it's even worse.
It's basically South Park meets TNG, if anyone is wondering. That should be sufficient warning.

 

[JoeZhang]

I make it a point to click all links posted by people who have let Bob Touch Their Money. this philosophy has lead to good things. high-larious game, the sound bytes add a whole dimension

I'm pretty sure that's X-Rated.

Yeah, the first episode is borderline - there is a second game "The Wrath of Riker". If you find that, it's even worse.
It's basically South Park meets TNG, if anyone is wondering. That should be sufficient warning.

Great!

 

[26138]

Here's the second game: http://www.rainbowanimations.com/animations/view.php?id=enterprise2

There's also some short TNG animations on that site that are pretty horrible, too.

 

[JoeZhang]

The second one is much harder.

 

[Kadratis]

^ Yeah, I thought so, too. I was never able to kill Riker.

 

[bigdaddy]

The second one is a lot harder but loads of fun, ALF and the surprise in Sickbay closet. It's too funny. I hope they make a third.

 

[CaptainStoner]

^ Yeah, I thought so, too. I was never able to kill Riker.

There doesn't seem to be any way to get to Troi's "after dark", it seems the Ewok hall monitor gets you every time. You visit the other rooms first, and when you've done enough other stuff, Troi will be in her room.
Getting the CD from Data is "paramount". Then pay a visit to Crusher's quarters, if you dare....

 

[daedalus5]

Brilliant! Have had some really big belly laughs with this one!

 

[bigdaddy]

I just beat the sequel, they really need a third....

Spoiler: Title of a third....

The Search for Riker

 

[JoeZhang]

I just finished the second one as well.

Is there anything to actually do or collect in Worf's cabin?

 

[Trekker4747]

The first one is too much fun.

Is there any other ending other than scoring Troi?

 

[Lindley]

I just finished the second one as well.

Is there anything to actually do or collect in Worf's cabin?

He'll give you his knife if you ask.

 

[Rÿcher]

willing to help out a brotha?

How to you avoid the confrontation between yourself and Riker in Ten-Forward or do you just have to throw the acid at him and that's the end?

In the second one, how do you pass Data's holodeck exam? How do you back out of the Jefferies tube and insert the card?

Once in Riker's quarters, how do you defeat him?

When getting high with Alf, should we wake up Wesley? Should you tell Dr. Crusher about Wesley being a druggie?

 

[Trekker4747]

How the hell do you get to the second game?

The link takes me to a "Mr. Saves The Day" cartoon.

 

[Rÿcher]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/168780

I won, I won!

...and I got to bang Troi! Man she's horny in this one!