You have one wish.

[RandyS]

I'd like to see the end of all evil.

Hey, then I'd be out of work! Wish for something else.

 

[Mr Silver]

Just make sure your Genie doesn't have hearing problems...

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he wants to drink and he replies a beer. He hears something and turns around and sees a little 12 inch pianist.
The guy asked the bartender where he got the 12 inch pianist. The bartender replies "I got him from my genie" and hands him his beer. The guy says can I borrow that genie and the bartender says sure.

So the guy goes into the bathroom and wishes for a million bucks. He comes out of the bathroom with ducks flying everywhere. The bartender asks what did you wish for.The guy replies "I wished for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks." The bartender says,"Well do you think I wished for a 12 INCH PIANIST!!!

http://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/The_12_inch_Pianist#ixzz16vJwKY86​

 

[Nowhere Man]

A replicater, I imagine that would be bigger than the industrial revolution. It would change a lot and maybe lead to that world peace you speak of. Now that I think of it, I would need instructions on how to build another one, so I can share.

No you wouldn't. Just use your first repilcator to replicate another one.

And make one for me while you're at it.

I thought about that, but assuming the replicater is the same size, I don't think it would fit. I suppose you could replicate each part one by one.

 

[JiNX-01]

999 trillion dollars.

Tax free.

What's the matter? You don't want to appear greedy?

 

[Jetfire]

999 trillion dollars.

Tax free.

What's the matter? You don't want to appear greedy?

I was poking fun at Red Ranger.

My real wish is too personal to share.

 

[Captain_Nick]

I would wish for every other male in the world to die immediately and that as a result of that I gain the power to sustain boners for weeks at a time.

 

[Captain_Nick]

Notice how I cleverly get two wishes for the price of one

 

[Alidar Jarok]

I gain the power to sustain boners for weeks at a time.

Don't they usually suggest you call a doctor when that happens?

 

[Captain_Nick]

'they' being other jealous males in this instance? I daresay they would say that

 

[iguana_tonante]

But if everyone suddenly became telepathic, they would, for the most part, just laugh about it and learn to get along again. The circumstances would force them to, because there's usually something between one person and the other, who know each other, that the former wouldn't like the latter to know. I don't see how there could ever be a war where everyone fought everyone else. People would never let the circumstances go that bad.

I commend your optimistic view on humanity, but I'm afraid I can not share it.

 

[An Officer]

I'd wish Adam and Eve never fell from heaven.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Okay ... never heard anybody banty about this idea, so I guess it's a new one:

I wish everybody else's wishes were re-directed to me and for my use. And if they have to be the one to say it, then the stipulation is they can make a wish, but it has to be of my choosing.


OR:

If I can't have wishes, then nobody else can either.

 

[TJinLOCA]

Right now, this week, my only wish would be for all my home renovation to be done (and magically paid for without leaving me broke).

 

[Cheapjack]

That those around me, would actually tell me that they like me around, that I make them feel safe, to some extent, rather than waiting for the situation to get so bad, that I have to do something, and then have them make out, laughingly, they didn't really need me in the first place, and I am just a joke.

 

[Balrog]

My wish? A pair of warm socks. One can always use those.

 

[BigFoot]

Two words: Yvonne Strahovski