Woman Jumps Into Polar Bear Enclosure
- Thread starter All Seeing Eye
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A rare Darwin Award survivor.
Apparently, just after the woman was rescued, her first words were, "Gracie's pregnant."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...urvives-polar-bear-mauling-at-Berlin-Zoo.html
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...urvives-polar-bear-mauling-at-Berlin-Zoo.html
I like this line from a spokesman
"The woman has proved herself to be careless by jumping into the enclosure,"
Careless isn't exactly the word I'd have chosen
I like this line from a spokesman
"The woman has proved herself to be careless by jumping into the enclosure,"
Careless isn't exactly the word I'd have chosen
I blame the Dharma Initiative, personally.
And you can't see the shark that's underwater.
Gee, ya think?
Certainly there are far more pleasant, and far more swift and certain, ways to commit suicide. I mean, "death by bear?" That's what she chose? Really?
All Seeing Eye
Admiral
They should throw her back in. Anybody stupid enough to jump in there deserves the outcome.
If anything the bear looked more curious than hungry or threatening.
Just hoping some idiot in charge doesn't decide now that the bears have to be put down.
Just hoping some idiot in charge doesn't decide now that the bears have to be put down.
I bet she'll sue the place, and win over some bullshit like it not being "enclosed enough" and anybody could get in there.
Unfortunatly!
I Agree! this woman shuld not have the chance to reproduce!
We shuld be giveing this bear an award, not putting it DOWN!?
Apparently, just after the woman was rescued, her first words were, "Gracie's pregnant."
Win.
STUPID!
What a dumb cunt!
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