What I like best about my city is the many, many opportunities to daydream about living somewhere else.
If I ever leave London, I will be sorry to go. I like the endless variety, and the fact that there is always some place new I've never seen or been. I could probably explore it for the rest of my days and still not get done finding new things to do. I like that it's a melting pot. I like the anonymity. I like the politeness and variety of Londoners. I am always surprised at what lies beyond it's boarders, and not in a good way.![]()
I like, I like, I like!
Neat.^ Madness are from the area where I grew up.![]()
And hey, you're not so far away that you can't take day trips simply for pleasure rather than flying through on business.
Sheffield's weird. Everywhere's uphill. Even on the way back to where you walked uphill from. At no point are you ever going downhill.I love Hull, it's flat. That means I have a chance of walking, not like all these hilly places, like Sheffield.
Unless you like the local football.Sheffield's weird. Everywhere's uphill. Even on the way back to where you walked uphill from. At no point are you ever going downhill.I love Hull, it's flat. That means I have a chance of walking, not like all these hilly places, like Sheffield.
Hull, come for the drinking and fighting, stay for the laughing.Sheffield's weird. Everywhere's uphill. Even on the way back to where you walked uphill from. At no point are you ever going downhill.I love Hull, it's flat. That means I have a chance of walking, not like all these hilly places, like Sheffield.
Went to Hull, once. Stag night. Got very drunkl. Argued with huge bouncer. Managed to avoid getting marmalized by said bouncer 'cos I made him laugh. Hooray!
... and never leave.Hull, come for the drinking and fighting, stay for the laughing.Sheffield's weird. Everywhere's uphill. Even on the way back to where you walked uphill from. At no point are you ever going downhill.I love Hull, it's flat. That means I have a chance of walking, not like all these hilly places, like Sheffield.
Went to Hull, once. Stag night. Got very drunkl. Argued with huge bouncer. Managed to avoid getting marmalized by said bouncer 'cos I made him laugh. Hooray!
I think that's on the Welcome To... signs.... and never leave.Hull, come for the drinking and fighting, stay for the laughing.Sheffield's weird. Everywhere's uphill. Even on the way back to where you walked uphill from. At no point are you ever going downhill.
Went to Hull, once. Stag night. Got very drunkl. Argued with huge bouncer. Managed to avoid getting marmalized by said bouncer 'cos I made him laugh. Hooray!![]()
I think that's on the Welcome To... signs.... and never leave.Hull, come for the drinking and fighting, stay for the laughing.![]()
Hey, I resemble that remark!I live in freakin' Los Angeles. Aside from the earthquakes, the brushfires, the mudslides, the riots, the freeway congestion, the fact that it takes at least an hour to get anywhere by car and twice as long by bus, the religious wackos, the political wackos, the plastic people and the plastic breasts, what's not to like?![]()
You forgot the pollution, the heat, the filth on everything and the homeless people sleeping under awnings.
Lovely place.
Does that make them easier to get into bed?The fact that during Fashion Week the city is stoked full of supermodels with very low self-esteem.![]()
I think that's on the Welcome To... signs.... and never leave.![]()
It was famously said of that city, "See Naples and die." There are quite a few other places in the UK where that adage also applies... literally.![]()
Yeah, that was the underlying meaning of the phrase....Does that make them easier to get into bed?The fact that during Fashion Week the city is stoked full of supermodels with very low self-esteem.![]()
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My city is special because it has me.
For some odd reason though, I am the only one who knows this.
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