Who the **** is Parson Brown?
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Re: Who the fuck is Parson Brown?
It's just a generic term, like John Doe, except it refers to a minister or something. No need for such strong language!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_Wonderland#Parson_Brown
It's just a generic term, like John Doe, except it refers to a minister or something. No need for such strong language!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_Wonderland#Parson_Brown
Don't use this type of language in thread titles.
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg...
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg...
Plecostomus
Commodore
Wreck The Malls This Christmas Season
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Blow Your Cash For No Good Reason
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Push Your Charge Card To The Limit
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Checkbook Now Has Nothing In It...
(Fa la la la la la la la laaa)
(Fa la la la la la la la laaa)
Blow Your Cash For No Good Reason
(Fa la la la la la la la laaa)
Push Your Charge Card To The Limit
(Fa la la la la la la la laaa)
Checkbook Now Has Nothing In It...
(Fa la la la la la la la laaa)
The parson in the town marries people--which people here likely already knew.
I bet the "Brown" is only so that it will rhyme with "town."
I've heard two versions of some of these lyrics--I don't think it matters much.
In the meadow we can/will build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
He'll say/ask, "Are you married?" we'll say, "No, man,
But you can do the job when/while you're in town."
I bet the "Brown" is only so that it will rhyme with "town."
I've heard two versions of some of these lyrics--I don't think it matters much.
In the meadow we can/will build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
He'll say/ask, "Are you married?" we'll say, "No, man,
But you can do the job when/while you're in town."
It's a reference to that old issue of Tales From The Crypt where the developmentally disabled farmer's daughter builds a snowman in the field and falls in love with it and the lascivious parson of the town hollows it out and hides inside so he can do unnatural things to her with the carrot nose.
Well this thread sure explains a lot!
I always heard the lyric as "..and we can pretend he's sparse and brown", which totally confused the fuck out of me and left me wondering what the hell that was supposed to mean!
I always heard the lyric as "..and we can pretend he's sparse and brown", which totally confused the fuck out of me and left me wondering what the hell that was supposed to mean!
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Amaris
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You're probably welcome.
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Elmo Dukat
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Parson Brown is the guy the chick is screwing when her wonderland honey isn't around.
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