When I first heard the word "phaser," I thought it was spelled "fazer" because the weapon had a stun setting -- it could be set to just "faze" a person rather than kill them. That was in spite of the fact that "faze" is always used negatively (as in "it didn't even faze him").

So did I. It seemed a logical place to put them.I always thought that the phasers fired out of the big glowy dome on the bottom of the primary hull.
That would have made the Enterprise a really tiny ship!When I was very, very little I thought the bridge took up the entire saucer.![]()
That's because they're not hardcore Trekkies!You ask any average person (not us hardcore Trekkies) which way the bridge faces, and they'll likely wonder why that's even a question.
