*TAS* Caption Contest 007: Ah, Yes. One of Your Earth Emotions.

[Maurice]

As is the new norm, this first post will be the winners, and the second post will contain the captionable images for this week, making it easier for y'all to punch QUOTE and have at it.

So, without further ado...

First up--and in a first win here--Super Grover goes all SNL on Spock and his Klingon buddies.

Spock - Do you guys know a Captain by the name of Bill Brasky?
Klingon 1 - Bill Brasky is a son of a patak.
Klingon 2 - Best damn Captain in the fleet.
Spock - He stood 8'12" about 490 pounds.
Klingon 2 - He sells brooms somewhere on Delta Vega
Spock - Anyway, We were hunting Mugatos, and we were in the back of the truck, when Brasky starts to squeeze the Mugato's head and he said, "Say it. Say I'm Bill Brasky." The Mugato made a sound like billllbaski. It wasn't exact, but it was damn good for a mugato.
Klingon 1 - I'm a registered sex offender.
All three - TO BILL BRASKY!!!

I'm giving a separate award for the Carl Spock versions of Spock and his homies, because it's practically a parallel universe. Congrats Shatmandu.

Carl: "How much you give me for a night with Kirk? It's do-able."
<Klingons turn and look at him.>
Carl: "Imagine the stories you could tell, as you sit around the fire and eat yo' young, or whatever-the-fuck it is you people do. Think about it."

This one was tough. My first pass narrowed it down to SEVEN candidates. I finally just threw a kligat at a dart board to pick the winner. middyseafort took that kligat like a man for this one...

Alien One: <<alien language>>
Spock: I don't think this bodes well for us, Captain. If I am understanding their lang--
McCoy: Blast it, Spock. Don't beat around the bush!
Spock: Toilet paper, Doctor. They mean to use us as toilet paper.

Finally, The Laughing Vulcan shows us why "There Is No Comparison"... no lame gay jokes...just a great play on words. This was the clear winner.

Sulu: "Do I make you horny, baby?"

And let's not forget the...

***** Honorable Mentions of the Week *****
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Spock agreed to join the Officer Exchange Program when he found out he would be serving on the KSS Pillowbiter.

Kirk: "Next time, I arrange the prostitutes."
Spock, dejected: "Yes, Captain."

On Soviet Omicron Vega, tequila worm eats YOU.

*TAS* Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

Cakes488
cooleddie74 (x3)
middyseafort (x3)
The Laughing Vulcan (x2)
Mistral (x2)
Mysterion
Outpost4
Rat Boy
Shatmandu (x3)
Super Grover
TigerOfDarkness

Honorable Mentions
Alrik
cooleddie74 (x4)
John Picard
The Laughing Vulcan
Mistral
Shatmandu (x2)
TigerOfDarkness

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[Maurice]

Re: *TAS* Caption Contest 006: Ah, Yes. One of Your Earth Emotions.

Spock thinks emotions are distasteful. Looking at this week's images, he might be right. Have fun...

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Re: *TAS* Caption Contest 006: Ah, Yes. One of Your Earth Emotions.

Thanks for the win! I've never taken a kligat before, glad to know I took it like a man.

Harry Mudd: M'lady, the handlebar mustache is for you to have something to hold onto while you ride my face.

Kirk: Please, Spock. Not in front of the Klingons.

McCoy: Space is something, something... dark side.

 

[Rat Boy]

Re: *TAS* Caption Contest 006: Ah, Yes. One of Your Earth Emotions.

McCoy: "Jesus, Harry, you can fly a shuttlecraft through there!"

Spock: "You do smell better than the Klingons."

 

[Rat Boy]

Re: *TAS* Caption Contest 006: Ah, Yes. One of Your Earth Emotions.

Kirk: "Only if our phasers touch."

 

[Captain Crow]

David Letterman as Harry Mudd in Star Trek: The Search for Mudd's Bitches.

Kirk and Spock pose for Starfleet's gay recruitment poster.

McCoy: My god, you could uproot trees with that thing Spock!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk (off-camera): Bones, would you take a look at this?
McCoy: Blast it, Jim. I'm a doctor not a fungus expert. Oh, wait... let's go to sickbay.

 

[Captain Crow]

When Sulu started to make out with the male navigation officer McCoy knew that he should look away, but like watching a train wreak he couldn't.

 

[scottydog]

Re: *TAS* Caption Contest 006: Ah, Yes. One of Your Earth Emotions.

McCoy: "How long do I have to pose like this?"

Nike Artist: "I'm just about finished. Your eyebrows are the perfect Nike swoosh."

 

[Shatmandu]

Mudd: "Let's see how a Starship Captain likes being upper-decked."

McCoy: "He took a what in your what?"

 

[Mistral]

Re: *TAS* Caption Contest 006: Ah, Yes. One of Your Earth Emotions.

"I don't believe it! The animators got the bags under my eyes but left out my Adam's apple? What are they trying to imply, here?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Re: *TAS* Caption Contest 006: Ah, Yes. One of Your Earth Emotions.

McCoy: "You want an afro wig?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: *TAS* Caption Contest 006: Ah, Yes. One of Your Earth Emotions.

Animated nude jumping jacks are the best, clearly.

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: *TAS* Caption Contest 006: Ah, Yes. One of Your Earth Emotions.

Kirk: Please, Spock. Not in front of the Klingons.

Spock: "How about behind them?"

 

[Alrik]

Re: *TAS* Caption Contest 006: Ah, Yes. One of Your Earth Emotions.

Spock: "Jim....Your name is Jim."

Kirk: "Yes Spock, yes."

Spock: "I have been, and ever shall be....your bitch."

Kirk: "Now you're talkin'."

McCoy: "Hmmm. That explains a few things."

 

[Rat Boy]

Re: *TAS* Caption Contest 006: Ah, Yes. One of Your Earth Emotions.

McCoy discovers that Arex has three of every appendage.

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: *TAS* Caption Contest 006: Ah, Yes. One of Your Earth Emotions.

"Warp both ways?

What's THAT bloody comment supposed to mean, Laddy Buck?"

SPOCK:"Tell no one of the love we shared today, Jim."

KIRK:"I can't feel my ASS, Spock. Please. Get me to a doctor."

"If you think the bags under my EYES are saggy and horrid looking, be glad I don't pull my pants down."

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: *TAS* Caption Contest 006: Ah, Yes. One of Your Earth Emotions.

"I feel FAB-U-LOUS.

Who's up for a game of find the Venus Drug?"

 

[26138]

The seven-strand comb-over was all the rage in the 23rd century.

 

[scottydog]

The seven-strand comb-over was all the rage in the 23rd century.

Spock played those strings, Kirk sang, and Sulu's instrument filled the gap in Mudd's teeth.