Star Trek yo mama jokes?
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"Yo mama's a Ferengi!"
(Best when said to a Klingon)
(Best when said to a Klingon)
^Oh, it would!
But I'd think it would be particularly offensive to a Klingon, the idea that he/she would have in his/her veins the blood of...of...(shudder)
Okay:
"Yo mamma is so fat--that if she were to be compared to a changeling during regeneration, no one would know the difference."
But I'd think it would be particularly offensive to a Klingon, the idea that he/she would have in his/her veins the blood of...of...(shudder)
Okay:
"Yo mamma is so fat--that if she were to be compared to a changeling during regeneration, no one would know the difference."
Also an insult for a Klingon:
"You're mother has a smooth forehead."
"You're mother has a smooth forehead."
^
...Okay...and just...how is that Trek-related...?
...Okay...and just...how is that Trek-related...?
^
Sigh. I weep for this generation.
It's from TOS' "The Trouble With Tribbles"; the last insult the drunken Klingon made against the Enterprise before Scotty and the others opened some whoopass on him.
Yo' Mama is so ugly even a Ferengi would dress her in clothes.
Yo' Mama is so stupid the Borg wouldn't assimilate her!
Yo' Mama is so fat she wears her own inertia dampener.
Yo' Mama is so stupid the Borg wouldn't assimilate her!
Yo' Mama is so fat she wears her own inertia dampener.
To a Vulcan or a Klingon: Yo mama is a Romulan!
Your mama's so ugly she did the truly impossible: she made James T Kirk's dick go limp.
Yo mama is so fat--she makes Enanbrain Tain look like a thermometer.
Your mama's so stupid, her idea of an intelligent statement makes Vulcans laugh.
