Game Star Trek Clerihews

[Forbin]

Take 2:

Young Wesley Crusher is smart as a whip.
His mother the doctor brought him along on the trip.
He's on the bridge, tho he's just a pup.
Where the captain wants him to shut up.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Prepared is Christine Chapel
On hand with soup or scalpel
Standing by to assist
Or hoping to be kissed

 

[Forbin]

Commander Worf is a Klingon
and his forehead has a ridgey thing on.
Foreheads were smooth at an earlier date
but the reason for it they do not relate.

 

[HIjol]

Q was indescribable
His interest in humans was imbibable
His torment of Jean-Luc was constant
But was Q a genuine Monster

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Data, an android, resembled
Uncannily, he who assembled
Remembered Sherlock Holmes verbatim
And his name should be "Datum"

 

[Forbin]

Lt Commander Scott
can be a bit of a sot.
But he'll sober up in time
to fix the engines just fine.

 

[HIjol]

Lieutenant Ro Laren
Did not show much carin'
Court Martial she got
But then on D she got a spot

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

The inimitable, powerful Q
Always looking for something to do
Inevitably decides on, guess what?
Kicking Picard in the butt

 

[Forbin]

Mrs. Troi wanted a man
so she cooked up a plan.
On Picard she called
'cause she liked her men bald.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Kevin Riley, that unfortunate soul
Due to circumstances beyond his control
Sang a merry tune while ill
And escaped being killed

 

[Forbin]

Gary Mitchell got glowing eyes
and undid all his human ties.
Kirk used a rifle acquired by Spock
to bury Gary under a rock.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Geordi La Forge, engineer
Had an android for a peer
Though there's nothing he can't fix
Still rather awkward with the chicks

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Will Riker, second in command
Remained at Picard's right hand
A man both loved and feared
There's something about that beard

 

[HIjol]

O’Brien the Transporter Chief
Is not one for Comic Relief
Level 1 Diagnostic is called for?
Miles comes in a jiffy, at full bore