Tess has the princess-cut meteor rock.
Of course, you don't expect her to have just any old K-Mart type of meteor rock, do you?
Chloe was rocking the Chloevage in that shirt earlier.
Clark is going to have to superscrube his barn after Zod and Tess's freaky, angry sex. That scene reminded me a little of the Superman II Richard Donnor's Director's Cut where Lois fires a gun as Clark to force his hand.
Clark should mind his own business.
Clark is going to have to superscrube his barn after Zod and Tess's freaky, angry sex. That scene reminded me a little of the Superman II Richard Donnor's Director's Cut where Lois fires a gun as Clark to force his hand.
Clark should mind his own business.
I bet everyone in Smallville has had sex in that barn at some point.
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Oh no Chloe.
Chloe has some cute footsies.
It was a bottle of industrial KY.
J
Jetfire
Guest
Clark explain it...
Now Lois.
Yes, Chloe, Clark saw your hammertoes.
It was green too so it probably had some meteor rock in it so it might cause sexual dysfunction instead.
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Jetfire
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His training helped him with sex?
Good to know.
Good to know.
What he's saying is, Chloe, is that Clark's got a mean cum-shot but not such a mean one to blow Lois' uterus out the top of her skull.
His training helped him with sex?
Good to know.
Kind of a Kryptonian Birds & the Bees type of thing.