Random fact: I ran for class president in my senior year of high school, just because I wanted to be a spoiler. I've always hated the 2 party duopoly, & our school imitated it perfectly, by having the same 2 people jockey for offices, the entire time. One was the captain of the cheerleading squad (We'll call her Miss Popularity) & the other was "Community organizer" guy, handsome, persuasive, track/gymnastics/swimming athlete. (We'll call him Mr. Prom King)
I however, was none of those things. I was the wiseass, who hung around the band room with the potheads, or showed up being a ham in the school plays. I & a friend conned the staff into letting us read the daily AM announcements, over the PA, which much to their dismay, we turned into a comedy act, & the only reason they didn't kick us off, was because the students loved it enough to keep petitioning for us, & we never really cross the line. Me & him secretly organized the theft of the school mascot (A great story for another time)
I wasn't popular (Too fucking ASD to be social enough for that) but people knew who I was, & I calculated that I had just enough name value to make waves at least once. That was my only goal, to upset the cart, this last time. I got along fine with Mr. Prom King & Miss Popularity ordinarily, as was my S.O.P. trying to just get along with everybody, make 'em laugh, even though they all thought I was weird, but the 2 of them? fucking despised one another. It was just ripe for the plucking lol
I ran a shock & awe campaign, reminiscent of a flashy third party upset. Think Ross Perot, & it was around that time. The national climate was clamoring for 3rd party, & I was playing to that. I just did it like any other show, which neither of them could do. I didn't play their game of being social gods. I made them play mine, & they stumbled through it badly. Nobody was ready for it. The stump speeches, the debates, the rallies. I just blasted through there like I was playing Howard Stern in a movie, & everybody ate it up, no matter how empty it all truly was. I'd have the crowds roaring, & just flooded the place with propaganda, cuz I thought it was funny.
As time went on, it became painfully obvious that the faculty disapproved of me making it a farce, and that kids might vote for me just for the chaos. Only one teacher ever commented on my campaign to me, & he was the 70 year old social studies teacher, (Who had once been the civics teacher) He complimented me on it, & that meant a lot to me, because he was otherwise one of the meanest teachers in the whole school, & hadn't ever even spoken to me before that. That let me know I was having an impact all the way up to the top.
They made a big deal about school elections. They considered it educational. They'd publicize it for weeks, up to the day. Then they'd take students out of class & teachers would escort them to actual old skool voting booths, with levers and whatnot, & make it like a real election, but not this time.
This time they stopped playing up the election. They cancelled some of our speeches, & rallies, for "Reasons". They pushed back the election day a couple times, until generally, everybody had forgotten about it. Then one day, I came in & some kid told me "Today is election day. You have to go down to the auditorium during your lunch hour to vote".
It was the perfect sabotage, because as I said, I'm not social really. My appeal was to the mob, not the individual voters, & now the candidates had to rally in the final hour, person by person. In the end, voter turn out went down from like 80 or 90% the previous year, to like 20%. The cheerleader beat me by like a couple dozen votes or some shit lol. I spent weeks after that with kids asking me when the election was going to be.
It was the single most fulfilling & educational life experience I'd ever gotten in 12 years of public school, because I managed to shake the system up so much, that it drew grown adult faculty members to corruption, & the funniest part of all, what they couldn't know, is that no matter how shallow my campaign might have looked, if I had gotten elected, I'd have tried to do a good job. I mean it's a stupid student body position. How hard could it have really been?
They just didn't want me to have it, so ultimately though they got the last word, I got all the amusement from it that I had wanted, because it outed them. That lesson has shaped my perspective of the political landscape ever since. If teachers can't be trusted with their own students, what does that say about the real electoral process?