Plum... the new McCoy

[Plum]

Hi,
I'm Plum. I should be the next McCoy in the new film.

After all, who on this BBS has gained a reputation for such humanistic grumpiness? Such indignation at the human condition? Such pathos, and did I mention the grumpiness? Oh, and bags under my eyes.

Come on... when you read my posts you hear Deforest Kelly. Admit it... I should be the new McCoy.

 

[GreenBlood]

Dammit Plum! I'm a poster, not a casting agent.

How's that for a McCoy impersonation?

 

[Brutal Strudel]

I say we pants the first guy who votes no.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

I was kinda set on the Orville Redenbacherization of DeForest Kelley, but I think I could be swayed.

How would you handle yourself in a town full of giant killer rabbits? That's the test you'll need to pass.

 

[Balthier the Great]

^ What exactly did they do to Orville Redenbocker anyway?

 

[Brutal Strudel]

Somebody's getting pantsed!

 

[GreenBlood]

They forced him to lower his popcorn prices.
Did it work? No!

It's good ole Jiffy Pop for me.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

BalthierTheGreat said:
^ What exactly did they do to Orville Redenbocker anyway?

I added a link to my original post.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Plum said:
After all, who on this BBS has gained a reputation for such humanistic grumpiness? Such indignation at the human condition? Such pathos, and did I mention the grumpiness? Oh, and bags under my eyes.

Actually, when you put it that way, McCoy and Cogley are kind of the same character.

What a rip! Those TOS writers were hacks!

Bring back "Enterprise"!

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Brutal Strudel said:
Somebody's getting pantsed!

Well it's about time, I've been hanging around this place for years waiting...

 

[Plum]

^^^
Baby, we all love that you're here.

Samuel T. Cogley said:
I was kinda set on the Orville Redenbacherization of DeForest Kelley, but I think I could be swayed.

How would you handle yourself in a town full of giant killer rabbits? That's the test you'll need to pass.

SULU!

See how I integrated SHOUTING there?

 

[Brutal Strudel]

Temis the Vorta said:

Brutal Strudel said:
Somebody's getting pantsed!

Well it's about time, I've been hanging around this place for years waiting...

A g-g-g-g-girl asking to b-b-be p-p-p-pantsed? But I'm a Trekkie. I don't know what to--

MOM!

 

[Temis the Vorta]

I wasn't volunteering!!! For the simple reason that I wholeheartedly support Plum as our new McCoy.

 

[Brutal Strudel]

Oh, a voyuer, eh? You kinky li'l monkey, you. Ooos a kinky li'l monkey? Yes ums is! Yes ums is!

(I tend to flirt the same way I talk to kittens. I don't get many dates. )

 

[Kegek]

You'd make a fine McCoy if that avatar is accurate, you look a lot like DeForest Kelley. But I'd better get cast as Wixiban when they remake Voyager.

Hmm. Which is more improbable - remaking Voyager, or Wixiban being in the remake?

 

[Vonstadt]

I voted yes!

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Abrams is no doubt staring intensely at his computer screen, waiting for all the results to come in.

How long will he wait before he realizes he has a mandate?

Plum is the clear winner!

 

[ITL]

You gotta go with the grump. Grump is good!

 

[seigezunt]

let's see the goods.

 

[Plum]

Samuel T. Cogley said:
Abrams is no doubt staring intensely at his computer screen...

He still hasn't called. I know this whole Karl thing is just a contract ploy. I mean, would you hire a handsome, experienced actor from Kiwi-land over a skinny, bag-eyed, curmudgeon Maritimer? ... I think not.