Goes to check e-bay for any new kidney listings...
No easy way to say this...
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Plecostomus
Commodore
I'm in that happy zone where the OMG SERIOUS SHIT is wearing off and my sentience has returned but the pain hasn't come back full power yet.
Jenifer (WifeOfBrian) scored me a sweet Micron MPC Transport T2300 laptop that I am currently trying to configure. Hopefully when my head clears all the way I can remember the passwords I set.
Jenifer (WifeOfBrian) scored me a sweet Micron MPC Transport T2300 laptop that I am currently trying to configure. Hopefully when my head clears all the way I can remember the passwords I set.
Hopefully when my head clears all the way I can remember the passwords I set.
Tacotruck?
Plecostomus
Commodore
Hopefully when my head clears all the way I can remember the passwords I set.
Tacotruck?
Enchiladasubmarine1971OMG
I'm glad you're doing better.
I regret to inform you Brian (plecostomus) survived his operation JUST FINE and will make a full recovery... in fact he may be back on tomorrow. He didn't even come CLOSE to dying at all.
Right now he's zoned out on some "serious shit" (his term) and can't operate the computer. In fact he's driving his taco around the dinner-plate making beeping sounds.
Anyway. He's fine. And seriously this laptop SUCKS. Now I see what he was complaining about. Some things should just were never meant to be... Unholy crossbreed of a Dell, HP, Compaq, IBM and Micron that it is.
Man, a lot of people lost a lot of money today.
If he's willing to share his "serious shit", he'll be welcomed back with a big party.
Heh, They won't give ME any and I'm married to him!
'Bout pissed myself laughing so much! Best laugh I've had all week!
Seriously, though (but only for a moment), congratulations on surviving the operation, Pleco, and my sorrows, Jennifer, for having to continue to put up with him
Have a good one, guys.
Plecostomus
Commodore
They opened me back up last night and removed the Surgeon's iPod from the incision. Wasn't so bad at first I don't mind having a firewire up my ass (omg who wouldn't?! -- Shameless McB) to upload songs but the fact it would play Neil Young's Southern Man every time I got an erection... well that was getting old fast.
...seriously they had to undo the seals last night and drain it and remove a piece of something or other that was left behind.
...seriously they had to undo the seals last night and drain it and remove a piece of something or other that was left behind.
Having worked in health care for 22 years, I can tell you that "a piece of something or other that was left behind" can be quite valuable to you. 
Sounds like American surgeons are just as competent as Swedish ones
No seriously, God help you.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Sounds like American surgeons are just as competent as Swedish ones
No seriously, God help you.
I understand it was just a bit of debris or something along those lines. Given the complexity of working on a living human being who has a loving wife who knows the phone number to the lawyer I'm not going to complain too much. Lord know it's something I could never do.
...A Swedish surgeon would be a blast, he could help me translate the rest of those songs I have.
Plecostomus
Commodore
I can see it now, you lying on the table with a epidural singing a line, the surgeon singing it back translated as he twiddles with your guts
Yes and pausing to correct my pronunciation and scoffing when I can't.
Oh and if you couldn't tell, the "God help you" bit was in jest. God isn't real!
Disagree. I'm a priest/Elder in my church.
Lets not clutter the thread though, wanna discuss it further I have MSN and the PM thingy here.
Well it was more to demonstrate that you can tell that I'm not serious is use such a phrase. I defiantly use "Gods" at times seeing as I find Norse mythology very intresting.
As for me and religion, it's a long and winding road but let's just say that I came to decision a while back it's not for me.
However let me finish with wishing you continued good fortune with your health and lets hope the surgeons didn't forget anything more
As for me and religion, it's a long and winding road but let's just say that I came to decision a while back it's not for me.
However let me finish with wishing you continued good fortune with your health and lets hope the surgeons didn't forget anything more
I regret to inform you Brian (plecostomus) survived his operation JUST FINE and will make a full recovery... in fact he may be back on tomorrow. He didn't even come CLOSE to dying at all.
Right now he's zoned out on some "serious shit" (his term) and can't operate the computer. In fact he's driving his taco around the dinner-plate making beeping sounds.
Anyway. He's fine. And seriously this laptop SUCKS. Now I see what he was complaining about. Some things should just were never meant to be... Unholy crossbreed of a Dell, HP, Compaq, IBM and Micron that it is.
Well dammit all to hell. I must have paid off the wrong doctor. I mean ... how many other Brians could there possibly be?
I regret to inform you Brian (plecostomus) survived his operation JUST FINE and will make a full recovery... in fact he may be back on tomorrow. He didn't even come CLOSE to dying at all.
Right now he's zoned out on some "serious shit" (his term) and can't operate the computer. In fact he's driving his taco around the dinner-plate making beeping sounds.
Anyway. He's fine. And seriously this laptop SUCKS. Now I see what he was complaining about. Some things should just were never meant to be... Unholy crossbreed of a Dell, HP, Compaq, IBM and Micron that it is.
Well dammit all to hell. I must have paid off the wrong doctor. I mean ... how many other Brians could there possibly be?
Shameless..you said that sonofabitch was RELIABLE...
I'm really disappointed..
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