New terrible Trek series coming

[xortex]

From the makers of South Park and Bad Robot together at last finally a new Trek series to finally give the fans what they want. The new Captain will be a Horta with an attutude problem. The science officer will be a Ferengi because after all who's better suited for the job than her, naked. The doctor will be named Kevorkian and be Klingon. The navigator will be a descendant of Khan, Ghengis. The Russian, A Stalin-Hitler historian and protege. And so on. You get the picture. As all great art does, it will defy expectations. The women will love it as the Horta will be shirtless most of the time and bad ass, etc.

 

[Balrog]

I'm looking forward to it.

 

[Venardhi]

Most useless thread of the day! Congratulations!

 

[number6]

As hilarious as crib death.

 

[Dukhat]

Keep trying, Xortex. Perhaps one of these days you'll eventually get to the Bob Saget level of hilariousness.

 

[number6]

Except that Bob Saget is actually funny.

 

[MrPointy]

Sounds better than Enterprise.

 

[Captain Robert April]

 

[scotpens]

Just one question: Will there be tits?

 

[ares93]

Just one question: Will there be tits?

Indeed. Somebody think of the tits! We must have them!

 

[xortex]

One day this will be the most relevant thread ever. It's good to see all my old enemies show up though. We will see Zora's tits.

 

[number6]

This thread will never be relevant. Bring on the TITS!!

 

[Dukhat]

Except that Bob Saget is actually funny.

You sir, are insane.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

wow xortex, with your view of women, you'd make a great executive for the CW.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

From the makers of South Park and Bad Robot together at last finally a new Trek series to finally give the fans what they want. The new Captain will...

I think I speak for all of us when I say to you: WTF?

 

[xortex]

You speak for all of us?

 

[iguana_tonante]

He speaks for all of us.

 

[number6]

He speaks for most of us, but then all your posts are kind of

 

[xortex]

I think you should know, though, that when Dennis says he speaks for 'everybody here' he's just referring to himself. The fact is that everybody hasn't gotten here yet.

 

[Dukhat]

The fact is that everybody hasn't gotten here yet.

Wow, do you really want to go there?

OK, fine. Dennis speaks for me too.