My deodorant is drunk

[RoJoHen]

I bought some Old Spice Original Scent deodorant the other day, as I typically do when the current stick I have is about to run out. It's not like I was switching it up or anything, so I didn't bother to take off the cap before leaving the store (which I only do if I want to try out a new scent). It's normally blue.

My old stick ran out today, so I opened up the new one. It was not blue. It was a light greenish/clear color. I sniffed it, and it smelled like pure alcohol. I think somebody at the little Old Spice factory forgot to put some ingredients in this batch, because it's clearly missing things.

I used it today anyway, and it kind of burned. I need to go buy a better one.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Oh that's the original one. That's the one i use. Go light on it and it shouldn't burn that much. It really works man.

 

[RoJoHen]

But it's the same one I've always used! It's always blue, and it always smells like...I dunno...whatever deodorant smells like. Not alcohol!

I'm confused.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Is it the Classic one? Does it say Fresh near the bottom? Perhaps you were using the Sport one, i think that one's blue.

 

[RoJoHen]

You know what? I normally get the High Endurance stuff.

But it's still Original Scent that I get. How can "rubbing alcohol" be a scent? That's just goofy.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

the high endurance one must be the blue one. The classic is the green one.

 

[RoJoHen]

Well, I don't like it.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

God, you complain like a woman. And you call yourself a He-Man.

 

[trekkiedane]

/.../ Old Spice /.../

They still make that?

And here I was, thinking my great grand dad was the last man actually using it

 

[JNG]

How can "rubbing alcohol" be a scent?

I LOVE the scent of rubbing alcohol.

 

[RoJoHen]

/.../ Old Spice /.../

They still make that?

And here I was, thinking my great grand dad was the last man actually using it

It takes up the majority of the shelf space at every store I've ever been to that sells deodorant.

 

[trekkiedane]

/.../ Old Spice /.../

They still make that?

And here I was, thinking my great grand dad was the last man actually using it

It takes up the majority of the shelf space at every store I've ever been to that sells deodorant.

I don't think I've even seen the logo for decades now!

If you don't mind: how come a young man, like yourself, would choose to wear an ancient perfume in a day where there are so many other (newer) scents on the market?

 

[RoJoHen]

I think most newer scents smell awful.

 

[trekkiedane]

I think most newer scents smell awful.

But.

It's not about you! -It's about the people having to smell you.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I think most newer scents smell awful.

But.

It's not about you! -It's about the people having to smell you.

Seriously.

 

[RoJoHen]

The people who get close enough to smell me (and by people, I mean girls) always like the way I smell. Old Spice smells "manly."

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

It does, yes. I like the smell. I can remember my dad using it. He used to use the Old Spice after shave. i always liked that smell.

 

[Tim]

I use Old Spice and it smells good to me, unlike a lot of the other stuff. I prefer the High Endurance blue stuff; it seems to work a bit better than the greenish classic original formula stick.

Remember when Old Spice came in those little cylindrical sticks?

 

[trekkiedane]

The people who get close enough to smell me (and by people, I mean girls) always like the way I smell. Old Spice smells "manly."

So does a carburetor but I seriously doubt any girl would want to have relations with one (and by girl I mean woman)

Here's an idea; try something without a scent -The thing that your girls like the smell of is probably just you

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I use Old Spice and it smells good to me, unlike a lot of the other stuff. I prefer the High Endurance blue stuff; it seems to work a bit better than the greenish classic original formula stick.

Remember when Old Spice came in those little cylindrical sticks?

I remember those! My dad used those.