‘What else floats in water?’
‘A good gravy!’
Sooooo funny…
(Story time — During my first year at military school/college, one of our duties as freshman was to keep the upperclassmen entertained by saying jokes, current events, etc., during meals. The head of the table, usually a senior (‘First Class’, or Firstie) would set the rules for how the table should act, and we’d act off that.
So, in this case, the Firstie assigned each of us Beanheads (freshman or Fourth Class) a quote from the Holy Grail that we had to say every time before what we really wanted to say. Of course, the more cheese or over-acting while doing so… the better.
Mine was the ‘Well, she turned me into a newt! A newt? *pause* ‘I got better.’ exchange. Got pretty good with the timing, etc.
The guy next to me was given the part where Patsy gets an arrow in the chest and then states, ‘Message for you, Sir!’
Trying not to laugh while he was thumping his chest and yelling that out… was a real challenge.
This probably doesn’t make a lot of sense but, you had to be there.)
Cheers,
-CM-
