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Misheard Lyrics

Every song the Cocteau Twins ever recorded.

(Seriously. Is Liz Fraser even singing in English? :lol: )

Edit: There's like ONE SONG where you can understand her. Of course it's a cover.

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This one is not me, but on the way into work one of the radio stations played 'Money for Nothing' by Dire Straits, and at the end of the song the DJ sang, "Money for Nothing, and the Checks are free". His cohost had to correct him by having him look up the lyrics and read out loud, "Money for Nothing and Chick's for free". The DJ had to admit he'd been singing the wrong line for forty years.
 
Fun fact about that song:

Mark Knopfler and his wife were in some kind of TV/Electroniccs store, buying a television set. The deliery men who were helping them with their order were making ignorant comments about MTV and rock culture in general. The lyrics of the song are the things the delivery men were saying.

So that's why the song has lines like "The little :censored: with the earring and the makeup". Mark wasn't being homophobic, that's literally what these guys were saying.

And the reason Sting gets cowriting credit is because Mark used part of the melody for "Don't Stand So Close To Me". ;)
 
I jst listened to a live version of Lucky Man by Emerson Lake and Palmer.
I thought the opening line was, 'Three high white horses'.
In actuality it's, 'He had white horses'.
 
One I've been meaning to add.

Ultravox - Vienna

I heard:
"The man in the shop with a picture frame of lipstick and soul food."

Actual:
"A man in the dark in a picture frame so mystic and soulful."


Yeah.... When the song first came out I thought he said "mystic and soul food"
 
One I've been meaning to add.

Ultravox - Vienna

I heard:
"The man in the shop with a picture frame of lipstick and soul food."

Actual:
"A man in the dark in a picture frame so mystic and soulful."

I love that song.

The Smiths - Panic

Until recently I thought the chorus was 'Agatha DJ'. I'm not sure who Agatha is though. Possibly Alice's mum.
 
Had a new mishearing today while flipping through radio stations.

Heard part of an older song and came in to search for 'Irritation Man', couldn't find it, but I found 'Immigration Man' by David Crosby and Graham Nash.

I felt like an idiot afterwards. :lol:
 
Was with my mom today, singing Bennie and the Jets by Elton John and completely butchered part of it. :lol:


What I sang:

She's got electric boobs and there were two or she has two (don't remember exactly what I sang, but either way, it made no sense :guffaw:)


The actual lyrics:

She's got electric boots a mohair suit
 
Was with my mom today, singing Bennie and the Jets by Elton John and completely butchered part of it. :lol:


What I sang:

She's got electric boobs and there were two or she has two (don't remember exactly what I sang, but either way, it made no sense :guffaw:)


The actual lyrics:

She's got electric boots a mohair suit

LOL I used to hear it exactly like that till I got the lyrics
 
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