Contest: VOTE Misc Avatar Contest: Conspiracy Theory!

[J.T.B.]

I knew this would happen. I have lists of names! This goes higher than you can possibly -------------

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[Kai "the spy"]

I see. You all got together with @Locutus of Bored to put the burden of having to come up with a theme for the next contest on my shoulders. You're all working together, but I can see through your lies and acts, and I'm gonna expose you, I'm gonna expose you and your mad scheme and open the eyes of everybody out there!!!



And I'm also going to come up with a new theme, don't worry, just give me a day or two.

 

[RJDiogenes]

LOL! Indeed. I hadn't noticed that before. Makes sense as tardigrades were taken into space years ago. I can't recall if it was on the ISS but I think it was even earlier (Space Lab).
So, very likely they had contact with aliens who then assumed these were Earth's dominating species and are now sending this crop pic as a sort of a PM or chat invitation.
Or some tardigrades from back then who were subjected to the hard vacuum of space escaped, mutated and are now sending an invitation to their relatives to join them on some distant planet.

There's your novel: Return of the Tardy Tardigrades.

 

[Kai "the spy"]

Okay, it's taken a while, but the new contest is up!