Contest: VOTE Misc Avatar Contest: Conspiracy Theory!

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Here we are, on the 47th anniversary of the day that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin tricked all of humanity with that fake moon landing, so what better time to vote on our favourite conspiracy theory avatar?

We have ten entries this time around, so you can vote for three, just not your own, please. Voting will be open for four days.

And here are your entries:

Saga (JFK Assassination)

Locutus of Bored (Moon Landings)

Kai "the spy" (The Beatles / Paul is Dead)

auntiehill (Crop Circles)

RJDiogenes (Area 51 / Aliens)

J.T.B. (Eye of Providence)

Kira's Mom (9/11)

Avro Arrow (Alien Structures on Mars)

rhubarbodendron (TrekBBS Troll Wars)

Dimesdan (Princess Diana)

Now, we all know that the votes you cast won't *really* matter... the Illuminati are going to rig the results as they see fit, anyway. So... good luck?

 

[auntiehill]

Voted........or did I?

 

[CorporalCaptain]

You all conspired to make that one difficult vote.

 

[Saga]

alien lizardmen at the earth's core forced me to vote.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I voted for Saga, Locutus, and Kai... but the votes all came out for George, George, and Jeb Bush.

 

[Ghost07]

voted

 

[rhubarbodendron]

but the votes all came out for George, George, and Jeb Bush.

I prefer John, Paul, George and Ringo (particularly George was cute *sigh*)

Voted, but the NSA is sure to alter the result

 

[Kai "the spy"]

Whether I voted or not is a matter of national security and will only be revealed in a couple of decades.

These were also in my consideration:

Though there's an obvious blurred line between conspiracy theory and conspiracy fact. Like, the CIA actually did orchestrate the coup d'état in Iran in 1953 against democratically elected prime minister Mohammed Mosaddegh, as finall revealed when they released the formerly classified files on the subject. So, maybe it wouldn't have qualified as a conspiracy theory anymore.

 

[J.T.B.]

If I don't win, I'll know they've gotten to you all.

 

[auntiehill]

*quickly hides wad of bills behind her back*

Huh?

 

[tharpdevenport]

I had another idea for an entry, but I didn't save any images and the thread is long gone apparently.

Sometime from 2006 to 2008, I'd say, I had a thread that proved T'Bonz was actually the Devil or something like that. I provided "facts" with images, numbers, etc. I wish I had saved that!

 

[Random_Spock]

Voted under a veil of conspiracy.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I prefer John, Paul, George and Ringo (particularly George was cute *sigh*)

George was definitely the cutest. He was underrated.

Like, the CIA actually did orchestrate the coup d'état in Iran in 1953 against democratically elected prime minister Mohammed Mosaddegh, as finall revealed when they released the formerly classified files on the subject.

Did they? Or is that just what they want you to think?!

 

[rhubarbodendron]

Sometime from 2006 to 2008, I'd say, I had a thread that proved T'Bonz was actually the Devil or something like that. I provided "facts" with images, numbers, etc. I wish I had saved that!

I bet Bonzie saved it

 

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Congratulations to our winning conspiracy theory: the Beatles faked the moon landings!

No, wait, that's not right. We finished with a tie! (I guess that's what happens when the Illuminati and the Masons both back different entries...) Congratulations to @Locutus of Bored and @Kai "the spy" , our co-winners for this contest! I will leave it up to you to decide whether you would like to work together on the next contest, or if one of you would like to cede to the other.

And who knows? As our winners, perhaps you'll both be offered cushy jobs with the New World Order... assuming the Lizard Men running the current governments don't get to you first!

Thanks to everyone who entered or voted!

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Thanks for the co-win! Kai, you can go ahead and do the next contest if you want.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Congrats, Kai and Locutus.

Thanks for the votes, Earthlings.

 

[rhubarbodendron]

congrats! Btw, the first crop circle of the year turned up yesterday. It's a pretty nice one:

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ It looks like four tardigrades skydiving.

 

[rhubarbodendron]

LOL! Indeed. I hadn't noticed that before. Makes sense as tardigrades were taken into space years ago. I can't recall if it was on the ISS but I think it was even earlier (Space Lab).
So, very likely they had contact with aliens who then assumed these were Earth's dominating species and are now sending this crop pic as a sort of a PM or chat invitation.
Or some tardigrades from back then who were subjected to the hard vacuum of space escaped, mutated and are now sending an invitation to their relatives to join them on some distant planet.