Klingon Style--Can anyone translate?

[Nerys Ghemor]

I wish I could claim credit for this, but I can't. I laughed SO hard when I saw this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjO1M5iEwEA

Is there anyone whose Klingon is good enough to translate the parts of this that are actually in Klingon? (Or at least verify that it IS Klingon and not something someone made to sound Klingon.)

 

[The Wormhole]

I think it's the same lyrics as Gangnam Style, translated into Klingon.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Google to the rescue. It's basically a lot of Klingon pickup lines.

Oppan Klingon Style

Klingon Style

qavan raHtar. be' 'IHqu' SoH. Qapla' jay'! Ha'
Kha-vaan rach-tar. Beh ich'khoo soch ka-plaa' jaay, chaa
I salute you, woman. You are a very pretty woman. F*cking success. Let's go!

'Iw HIq Datlhutlh. SoH qalegh. Qut, Qut. QeDpIn be' je. maw'.
Eeww hreek da-tlootl. Schoch ka-lerrh. Khroot, khroot. Kedepin beh jeh. Mao.
You drink bloodwine. I see you. Dirty. Dirty. Science officer and lady. Crazy.

nughoStaH nuq? parmaq, manga'chuq. Qut Ha' maruch
nu-hrrosh-tach nook. par-maak, maa-ngaat-schook. Khroot, hraa, maa-rootsch.
What is coming toward us? Romance and sex. Dirty. Let's go. Let's do this!

qaleghneS. Qapla' jay'!. Qut Ha' maruch.
ka-lerrj-he-nes ko-plah jay khroot ha' maa-rootsch
I am honored to see you. F*cking success. Dirty. Let's go. Yes.

wa' cha' parmaq Qapla'!
wha cha par-mach ko-plah!
One two romance success!

tIqwIj Sa'angnIS wa' cha' parmaq Qapla'!
tick-widge sha-ang-neesh wha cha par-mach ko-plah
I must show you my heart. One two romance success.

tachDaq maghom. tugh. tugh wa' cha' parmaq Qapla'!
TACH-dak ma-GHOM toogh. toogh wha cha par-mach ko-plah
We will meet in the cocktail lounge. Soon soon. One two romance success

parmaq Qapla'!
par-mach ko-plah
Romance success.

Ha', nItebHa' romuluSnganpu'!
cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo
Let's kill some Romulans

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe' 'eH! NO HEY
Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey
Yes Together Hey Let's go No Hey

Ha', nItebHa' romuluSnganpu'
cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo di-choch
Let's kill some Romulans together

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe' 'eH! NO HEY
Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey
Yes Together Hey Let's go No Hey

maSwov, 'ejDo, parmaq, manga'chuq, eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! Qapla'!
ma-swov. edge-do. par-mach je gna-chuck eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Ko-plah!
Moonlight, starship, romance, and sex. Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready. Success!

Oppan Klingon Style

Klingon Style

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Klingon Style

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Hey Sexy Lady

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Hey Sexy Lady

Op Op Op Op

Eh eh eh eh eh eh

tujqu'choH QuQ. Hljol. jIghung. Ha' maruch
Tooj-koo-chokh-kkhokk khi-JOL. jee-kun.g Ha' ma-rootsch
The engine is overheating. Beam me aboard. I'm hungry. Let's go. Let's do this!

jISey. chabDu'. ghem. 'ejyo'. Sa'Hut, qamuSHa', HIja
Jee-Say. Chab-du. ghem. Edge-yo sa-hut kam-moo-sha hee-jah
I am excited. Breasts. Midnight snack. Starfleet. Buttocks. I love you. Yes.

yIH yIlIgh, be' yIH yIlIgh. yIruch!
yiich yee-leehrr, be. yiich yee-leehrr. yee-rootsch!
Ride that tribble, lady. Ride that tribble. Do it!

wa' cha' parmaq Qapla'!
wha cha par-mach ko-plah!
One two romance success!

bIjatlh 'e' yImev. yItlhutlh! yIlop! wa'leS chaq maHegh!
bil-lath eh ill-mev ill-thulth ill-op wal-esh check ma-chkeck
Stop talking. Drink. Celebrate! Tomorrow we may die.

yItlhutlh! yIlop! Qut Qapla' jay'!. Qut Ha' Qapla'
ill-thulth ill-op khroot ko-plah jay khroot ha' ko-plah
Celebrate. Dirty. F*cking success. Dirty. Let's go. Success

yIH yIlIgh, be' yIH yIlIgh. yIruch!
yiich yee-leehrr, be. yiich yee-leehrr. yee-rootsch!
Ride that tribble, lady. Ride that tribble. Do it!

parmaq Qapla'!
par-mach ko-plah!
Romance success!

Ha', nItebHa' romuluSnganpu'
cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo
Let's kill some Romulans

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe' 'eH! NO HEY
Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey
Yes Together Hey Let's go No Hey

Ha', nItebHa' romuluSnganpu'
cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo di-choch
Let's kill some Romulans

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe' 'eH! NO HEY
Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey
Yes Together Hey Let's go No Hey

maSwov 'ejDo parmaq nga'chuqghach je 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! 'eH! Qapla'!
ma-swov edge-do par-mach ngaa-tschook-hrratsch jeh. eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh ko-plah!
Moonlight, starship, romance, and sex. Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready. Success!

Oppan Klingon Style

Klingon Style

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Klingon Style

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Hey Sexy Lady

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Hey Sexy Lady

Op Op Op Op Eh eh eh eh eh eh

tlhIngan maH! Qapla'! Ha' tlhIngan maH!
Klingon mah. Ko-plah! ha' Klingon mah.
We are Klingons. Success. Let's go. We are Klingons.

Baby baby

yuQ, pIvghor, Hurgh, qIb, yuQ
Yook Piv-kor hurgh kib yook
Planet Warpdrive Pickle Galaxy Planet

tlhIngan maH! Qapla Ha' tlhIngan maH!
Klingon mah. Ko-plah ha' Klingon mah.
We are Klingons. Success. Let's go. We are Klingons.

Baby baby

yuQ, pIvghor, Hurgh, yuQ You know what I'm saying
Yook Piv-kor hurgh kib yook You know what I'm Saying
Planet Warpdrive Pickle Planet! You know what I'm saying.

Oppan Klingon Style

Eh eh eh eh eh eh

Hey Sexy Lady

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Hey Sexy Lady

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Oppan Klingon Style

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Oh, dear! No wonder Mr. Klingon got denied! Those are pretty bad.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

I figured "Let's kill some Romulans" is the Klingon equivalent of "So, what's your sign?"

But I'm not sure I want to know why he keeps talking about pickles...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I've watched that one more times than the original now I think.

Puts a whole new meaning to K-Pop!

 

[EmperorTiberius]

Cool

 

[Temis the Vorta]

I've never seen the original. I fear it would be a let-down after the Klingon version.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I've never seen the original.

Here you go:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYPvAMrMzwI[/yt]

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

I figured "Let's kill some Romulans" is the Klingon equivalent of "So, what's your sign?"

Or "Let's go see a movie."

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

It's worth watching the original to appreciate how closely followed the Klingon one is and how clever it is!

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Thanks, now my life is complete.

I'm the last person on the planet to see that, right?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Yes.

I have added the Klingon one to my Christmas day playlist.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Bwaaahahaha!

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

The link where I originally found this video was deleted. Here's what appears to be the original source of "Klingon Style." Not sure why this one didn't come up the first time when I searched the video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayMeza487M

 

[Temis the Vorta]

The link where I originally found this video was deleted.

Dang Romulans!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayMeza487M[/yt]

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Oh, my...I saw a user comment on YouTube that cracked me up:

"You have not experienced PSY until you have heard him in the original Klingon!"

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Aeronef]

"Ride that tribble, lady"--LOL.