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Kill Wesley Crusher in the most horrible way possible!

Jayson

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You know you wish you could write a episode were he meets a horrific date. The actor is a nice guy it seems but the character could be really annoying. So here is your chance to come up with the death he deserves! My death scene is..

Wesley see's a sexy female starfleet officer who wants to seduce him. He is confused but he is game. He always wanted to loose his virginity to a starfleet girl before going to the academy.

The girl invites him over to her quarters and the date goes well. Wesley is now getting naked when the female turns into a succubus from hell. Worms are coming out of eyes and he hair turns super greasy. She looks like one of the Ork's from Lord of the Rings all of a sudden.

Wesley tries to escape but the succubus has it;s way with poor Wesley. Turns out when you have sex with a succubus it leaves toxin inside you that fakes your death. Wesley wakes with his mom doing his autopsy and laughing with joy that he is dead. Soon Picard and Data and the other come and watch and they start laughing as well. Wesley's last thoughts are those of his closest friends enjoying the fact he is dead.

Jason
 
Beaten to death by Wil Wheaton.

Actually, apart from a handful of early episodes, I have no problem with Wesley. He had some pretty good stories in later seasons.
 
Make him take an industrial strength acid bath on the holodeck, then have Data come along and disable the saftey protocols. Upon hearing Wesleys screams Data can grin then walk away.
 
Have him spend a weekend with a few of those whiners from the Trek XI forum. Some brewskis, a little crying about blue nacelles and the absence of Robert April, and he'll just shoot himself in the head.
 
I'm just glad that they finally had him go off to the Academy and then off into the ether with the Traveller. I didn't really care where or how the character went, as long as he went away. I still don't understand why I found the character so irritating since the character of Lucas on Seaquest never really bothered me at all.
 
You're all mean, it wasn't Wesley's fault the writing sucked.

Besides, I had a crush on him when I was younger. :p
 
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