Jolene Blalock - Blonde or Brunette?

[RandyS]

I know, I know. I started this thread but...
Ironically, I actually find Jeri Ryan a lot more attractive.

I agree, and Jeri Ryan's breasts are real. So are Angelina Jolie's. Jolene's are not real--though I'd still give my left Blalock to sleep with her, especially as T'Pol. BTW, does this certify me a geek?

Nope. Just a guy with a pulse.

 

[John Picard]

I voted "Neither". She's Doggie Bow-Wow.

 

[caisson2delta]

Brunette. Although, she did like rather lovely in the SG1 episode Birthright, as a blonde.

 

[Luther Sloan]

SG-1 was the only performance I actually liked Blalock in. And yes. She did look good as a blonde there.

Anyways, speaking of SG-1:
Dang, I miss that show. Such a great series. Even Atlantis was good for the most part, too.

 

[Captain Rob]

Jolene Blalock's breasts aren't real? They look pretty damned real to me. Unfortunately I'm a bit of an expert on the subject. I've had a few girlfriends and friends that had fakes. Always go with the saline ones. The silicone ones sometimes feel like sandbags. I had one each. (Or would that be two?)

 

[Zameaze]

Sorry, but her breasts are not real. I think the "plastic doctors" actually did a better job on her lips than her breasts. But who cares? She's prettiest as T'Pol anyway.

Yet, be ye of good cheer--seems like you're doing all right without Jolene.

 

[Captain Rob]

Not now I'm not. I'm currently unemployed like alot of people. You know the old saying: "No money no honey".

 

[Aquarius]

My professional opinion (I'm a hairdresser) is brunette. Against her skin tone, a lot of the blond shades she's had look to me like when people do box color at home and it didn't turn out like the picture on the box. (Sorry.) Hilites on darker hair are fine for her, but I don't feel solid blond is as flattering.

A while back I showed pics of Jolene's Volker Fleck shoot around at my salon and we all agreed: she is WAY prettier than Angilena Jolie.

 

[Zameaze]

Not now I'm not. I'm currently unemployed like alot of people. You know the old saying: "No money no honey".

Yeah, it's funny, the honeys don't give away their honey for free. If you can't give them trinkets or security, maybe you can become a bad boy or a boy toy.

 

[Captain Rob]

I'm sorry. I'm not used to seeing fake boobs that small. Damned they did a good job. Jolene's definitely one of those "I hate to see you leave but I love to watch you go" girls. I assume that her backside is real. As Malcom once said: "Nice bum."

She does have one flaw:
She's wearing a wedding ring and it's not from me.

 

[Aquarius]

^ As a model, it doesn't make sense for her to get huge boobs. Clothes hang on you better when you're not so big up there. Women with huge chests are basically limited to lingerie and swimwear. She's kept herself more marketable by not going so big.

 

[Luther Sloan]

My professional opinion (I'm a hairdresser) is brunette. Against her skin tone, a lot of the blond shades she's had look to me like when people do box color at home and it didn't turn out like the picture on the box. (Sorry.) Hilites on darker hair are fine for her, but I don't feel solid blond is as flattering.

Aquarius:

Yeah, I don't know. Call it a blonde thing. I just think she seems more like a blonde whether it is not totally convincing all the time or not. She's has the attitude and the facial structure that suits a blonde better.

But that's just me and my personal artistic taste preferences.

BTW~

Nice avatar!

 

[Aquarius]

^ Meh. I've been in the business s long time and I've had my hair every color of the rainbow on accident and on purpose. That pretty facial structure gets lost when the hair is too similar to her complexion and washes it out.

P.S. Glad you like the avatar.

 

[Zameaze]

Jolene's definitely one of those "I hate to see you leave but I love to watch you go" girls. I assume that her backside is real.

As far as I know, it is. And a lovely little addition, too.

She does have one flaw:
She's wearing a wedding ring and it's not from me.

As I suggested before, Captain Rob, just become her boy toy.

 

[Captain Rob]

Jolene's definitely one of those "I hate to see you leave but I love to watch you go" girls. I assume that her backside is real.

As far as I know, it is. And a lovely little addition, too.

She does have one flaw:
She's wearing a wedding ring and it's not from me.

As I suggested before, Captain Rob, just become her boy toy.

Two things:

An address and a plane ticket and I'm there.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

How about sans clothing, hair color doesn't matter.

 

[T'Girl]

How about sans clothing, hair color doesn't matter.

Don't care if the drapes match the hardwood floors huh?

 

[DevilEyes]

My professional opinion (I'm a hairdresser) is brunette. Against her skin tone, a lot of the blond shades she's had look to me like when people do box color at home and it didn't turn out like the picture on the box. (Sorry.) Hilites on darker hair are fine for her, but I don't feel solid blond is as flattering.

Aquarius:

Yeah, I don't know. Call it a blonde thing. I just think she seems more like a blonde whether it is not totally convincing all the time or not. She's has the attitude and the facial structure that suits a blonde better.

Not now I'm not. I'm currently unemployed like alot of people. You know the old saying: "No money no honey".

Who do you socialize with? Maybe you should try to score with someone other than gold-diggers and prostitutes, ever thought of that?

 

[Yokazuna]

Not now I'm not. I'm currently unemployed like alot of people. You know the old saying: "No money no honey".

Who do you socialize with? Maybe you should try to score with someone other than gold-diggers and prostitutes, ever thought of that?

Captain Rob simply quoted an humorous saying "No money, no honey" which essentially says that all women directly or indirectly exchange sex for material goods. By extension we could add that they exchange sex for material goods, security, or emotional satisfaction. This seems reasonable enough.

 

[Zameaze]

Jolene's definitely one of those "I hate to see you leave but I love to watch you go" girls. I assume that her backside is real.

As far as I know, it is. And a lovely little addition, too.

She does have one flaw:
She's wearing a wedding ring and it's not from me.

As I suggested before, Captain Rob, just become her boy toy.

Two things:

An address and a plane ticket and I'm there.

Well, I've got the address for you:

T'Pol
2154 Kir'Tor Avenue
Vulcan System, Vulcan 17011

Let me know how the date comes out.