If you were starting a band what names would you pick?

[MarcKle1964]

Brand new to topic:

The Syphilitic Monkeypox Boners - punk
Everything We'll Sing You've Heard - country
Unintentional Consequences - rock

 

[Timeless]

I've always liked the name the actor Mark Strong had for the punk band he was in when he was young. They called it "Private Party" and they thought it would make a great joke for their 'in concert' posters - because no one would come since people would think it was a private party

The opposite of a band name suggested in The Commitments called Free Beer.

"What about Free Beer? They always pull in a big crowd".

I like the idea of trying to discourage people from coming to gigs though even if it means playing to an empty room.