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How is Janeway sexy?

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I love this section from Uncyclopedia's article on Janeway:

Kathryn attended all her classes at Starfleet, except for two. During the introductory courses for the Prime Directive, she was in quickie-rehab for her caffeine addiction and was not able to attend her "Keeping Now Now, And Then Then" and "Please Don't Fuck This Up: Avoiding Time Line Catastrophes" classes. Her temporal mechanics professor said she "...had little respect for the time line," yet still had a "...great drive and enthusiasm" for time travel. It is rumored that she attended the "Assimilation, What It Is and What It Means For You" class over nine times.
 
Well . . . . Now I'm depressed . . . .

Can someone slip me some chocolate through the window please?

Maybe some ice cream.

:wah::wah::wah:

What's wrong? :(

Well one my husband just kicked me in the back and it huuuurrrrttttssss. I should mention he's asleep, and this would be one reason why I'm not tired.

Two, Liam has an earache and he's crying (how does my husband sleep through this?) so I'm getting a migraine, which I can live with.

And three my stupid spyware/adware/protection software won't let me get the first episode of Game of Thrones.

It wasn't because of some major reason. I just got all excited. :lol: It was like . . . . expecting Harry Potter 5 to be the best of the movies since OotP is my favorite of the books and it actually being the worst . . . Yeah . . . Just having hopes dashed.
 
Morning all :) I go out for evening, come back and feels like thread rebooted :) Compounds, enhancers, gin rickeys, etc. Like Shattered/Cause & Effect mash-up...
 
Well . . . . Now I'm depressed . . . .

Can someone slip me some chocolate through the window please?

Maybe some ice cream.

:wah::wah::wah:
How about a mint Amaretto Cappuccino and a finely made chocolate mouse souffle on the side?

:drool:

Please. :D

LOL!
Madame may also wish to partake of the cranberry scones, or muffins with Scottish orange marmalade. There is also fresh blue mountain coffee, camomile or darjeeling tea or would you prefer an infusion of ginger and rose hips with honey? There is also a sour cherry sorbet as well as a mango gellato.
 
Here's some candy for you Honey..



*Collapses*

Oh boy . . . . *coughs*

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pWriV8i7pM[/YT]


:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

(Hugs teacake for giving her the best picture ever!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! *Makes new wallpaper*)

*Dies*

How about a mint Amaretto Cappuccino and a finely made chocolate mouse souffle on the side?

:drool:

Please. :D

LOL!
Madame may also wish to partake of the cranberry scones, or muffins with Scottish orange marmalade. There is also fresh blue mountain coffee, camomile or darjeeling tea or would you prefer an infusion of ginger and rose hips with honey?

I'm good. Thank you. :)

Teacake gave me more than enough sugar :D
 
Well . . . . Now I'm depressed . . . .

Can someone slip me some chocolate through the window please?

Maybe some ice cream.

:wah::wah::wah:

What's wrong? :(

Well one my husband just kicked me in the back and it huuuurrrrttttssss. I should mention he's asleep, and this would be one reason why I'm not tired.

Two, Liam has an earache and he's crying (how does my husband sleep through this?) so I'm getting a migraine, which I can live with.

And three my stupid spyware/adware/protection software won't let me get the first episode of Game of Thrones.

It wasn't because of some major reason. I just got all excited. :lol: It was like . . . . expecting Harry Potter 5 to be the best of the movies since OotP is my favorite of the books and it actually being the worst . . . Yeah . . . Just having hopes dashed.

:( That sucks. I'm sorry.

Here's some candy for you Honey..



Oh my.
 
:( That sucks. I'm sorry.

It's fine. :)

Just normal life.

Husband kicks you in the back in his sleep, baby cries, little sister tells you all about how "Kardashians" are evil in her sleep when you're waking her up for school. The normal stuff :D


Plus I think teacake's pictures healed me.
 
I've watched the first ep of Game of Thrones. There was a tad too much sex in it for me. As in EVERY SCENE or that's what it felt like and since it's HBO it's quite graphic. The sci fi forum told me it didn't maintain that level of boobs and rutting but I've not watched another ep yet. Too busy catching up with Dr. Who and rewatching Bab5. I'm a bit delicate about this stuff.
 
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